emily

Selfish & needlessly cruel

[emily @yo_imemily]

How can you sell your soul on the black market? Asking for a friend

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Trust nothing, not even nothing

[emily @yo_imemily]

Not me sitting court side at the cavs last night and don’t know who they played ���🥲

[emily @yo_imemily]

Welcome to northeast Ohio, where the weather literally makes people suicidal

[emily @yo_imemily]

@realestatemeg_ @JourneymediaMG Marsha & Tony

[emily @yo_imemily]

Im a stoner, and all that really means is that it takes alcohol for me to be social

[emily @yo_imemily]

No but my husband actually bought me a house. I am picking up the keys rn. At 1:11 nonetheless. The bliss is unbelievable

[emily @yo_imemily]

I will go so far out of my way before I make a business/customer service phone call. The anxiety is level 100 as soon as I have to call somewhere and start pressing certain numbers to get to the right department. And the hold music!!!!!!!! Omfg!!!! The foreign accents!!!!!!!!

[emily @yo_imemily]

If you told me I couldn’t wear these thicccc doc martens anymore I would want to die. They’re part of who I am.

[emily @yo_imemily]

Sometimes I really forget the rear view mirror in my car isn’t for me to check how I look

[emily @yo_imemily]

@realestatemeg_ Are you watching videos on fb again?

[emily @yo_imemily]

The things you get jealous of when you’re with someone older is crazzzzyyyy!!! I’m like “babe! Who the fuck taught you how to airdrop!”

[emily @yo_imemily]

My barista skills get better every day

[emily @yo_imemily]

This was fr the best year of my life so far by far

[emily @yo_imemily]

#disrespectfully

[Respectfully Justin @JustinLaboy]

If I know I wasn’t wrong & we stop speaking… We will NEVER speak again. #Respectfully

[emily @yo_imemily]

Retweeting to save a life

[Ippei HATHAWAY 🇯🇲 @HeadcACE1906]

Black women in tech >>>

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

when you high asf in public and you tryna act normal

[emily @yo_imemily]

Oh babe what are you watching tn? Me: north west doing her SKYN care routine on TikTok again

[emily @yo_imemily]

Damn, if only I could survive off of all my inner cheek skin

[#1BITCH @saintlaurahs]

Nothings worse than tryna put a shoulder bag on with a big ass coat I be fighting for my life