Blaiser

Pretty out of control. Your choice if you wanna add a period between pretty and out.

Comedian

Host of “I Woke Up For This” radio show/podcast

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

The term “token gay guy” sounds like a gay guy sticking quarters up his butt

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

@luisjgomez Bruh. Prices are ridiculously good for Skankfest. The experience you get at SF compared to any other festival (comedy or music) isn’t even comparable.

$700 for 3 days of pure magic you won’t get anywhere else truly isn’t bad.

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

It upsets me that the disco ball Spotify logo upsets me

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

@JMScomedy with the line of the year

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

@JeffDye I do hate that I know the ending of the movie now tho…

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

In the 90s this was peak luxury on buses

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

We’re just some dudes talking about the miracle of childbirth #bungeebirth #parenting #motherhood #fatherhood

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Thinking about how it’s been almost a decade since Sturgill ripped “Call to Arms” on SNL and it still hits like fucking CRACK wyd

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

Brother. No one could compete with me

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

Hi. If you live near Big Lake, MN / Minneapolis Area. Come to our show tomorrow, April 17. Gonna be a doozy

https://t.co/ZcXYcMjLm4

[AB @AB84]

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

Lebron Parenting On Court vs Adrian Peterson Parenting

#nba #basketball #nbahighlight #lebron #adrianpeterson

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

Saw Jesus hitting on like 5 chicks at a time 3 days after he died. I was like “Dude… he is RIZZen”

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

Take your daily dose

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

Next time I’m in an uber I’m starting the wave in the back seat

[vandul @_vandul]

tried starting a USA chant in the back of the Lyft just me in here

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

New episode with Adam Cayton-Holland and Greg Hobbs out now!

https://t.co/5qvG1FatlS

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

@kingkrabbyp @nickysmokess This part is the actual April Fool’s Day joke of the whole thing