Mateo

Stay adventurous 🌙☀

[Eva Galán @clariateka]

Cuando tu jefe te dice: "Estamos todos en el mismo barco"

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

crazy to think that we used to have a whole government agency for this

[ᵍⁱˢˢᵉˡ •🍷• @goldivvy]

a ésta hermana la han arrestado más veces por defender la humanidad que a los pederastas que siguen en cargos políticos aprobando que bombardeén civiles, realmente vivimos en el infierno

[marco ☭ 🔻 @OcramsReyzor]

All Mexicans have looney tunes abilities waiting to be activated

[John Pointless @JohnPointless_]

I find it very fitting we all died together

[syren @ligerzerosyren]

I turned 18 in 2011. Rent was $425. After work I’d go to the mall with friends and get a whole new outfit for $40. We’d go out that night, drinks were $3 and whole meals were like $7. Wake up next morning & get brunch WITH DRINKS for less than $15. Life is hell now.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

FREE????? In this economy???????????

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Racists are cowards in every generation

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Going to take a dangerous amount of edibles before seeing this in IMAX and then maybe i’ll transcend

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

I’m sorry, this is hard af lol

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i really wish we only had news like this on the internet

[Aaron @ We Buy Pinball @WeBuyPinball]

@ABC Congratulations you two jailbirds!

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: After two people climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a banner on top of its spire Wednesday afternoon, one of the climbers appeared to propose to the other. https://t.co/ngG3jOeTBU

[Bhudda_Marv 🇿🇦 @AfricanMarvin]

The company I work for just promoted our cleaning lady to receptionist. 😭❤️😭❤️

[mac @MacDoesIt]

This is huge news btw

[Kendric Tonn @kendrictonn]

I think of myself as someone with a wide mental library & a brain good at making inobvious connections, but every time this guy posts I'm just in awe

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[* @ghettog0thh]

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit