A considerable amount of you must cease ushering in your significant other, of heterosexual passion, to my musical recitals. This is in view of the fact that one mustn’t mask grimace upon me while occupying the anterior of my recital, cast banishment upon your posterior at once!
A note for the concerts:
If you’ve got a flag you identify with, bring it and wave it.
If you’ve got an outfit you want to wear but you’re scared of what people will think, wear it.
Be as you as you can possibly be.