Okeoghene

El Jefe

[Okeoghene @yo_twist]

Stepping into the new age like…
+1 thankful for life, love and family ❤️

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I’ve met people who barely talk about God but treat others with love, and I’ve met people who never miss church but don’t know how to treat people right.

[PortHarcourt Sailor @GodsgreatG]

This life is so unscripted. You could wake up one morning and someone will just gift you 15 million Naira, just like that.

You know what they say: a moving man, will one day meet his luck.

Bro to bro, don’t stop moving.

[† @enyinwa_]

“I know your father; he was a good man.”

If you’ve ever heard this from a stranger, be incredibly proud of your father.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

List of people you should never have any sexual affair with, male or female.

Note: this is for educational purposes and will be strictly be based on the provisions of the Nigerian Law

1. A minor (Under 18 Years): A child cannot legally consent to sex. Sexual intercourse with a child is an offence, and consent or mistake as to age is not a defence.

2.) A Person Incapacitated by Alcohol or Drugs: Consent must be free, voluntary, and informed. A person who is heavily intoxicated or otherwise incapable of making a rational decision cannot give valid consent

3.) A Person of Unsound Mind or Severe Mental Disability: The law treats sexual intercourse with a person of unsound mind as non-consensual, even where apparent consent is given.

[Mrs Adebayo @BeckaBeckalee]

Marry a kind man o…

I was involved in a gas explosion that had both legs burned. Both my legs were bandaged and for days I couldn’t walk.

My husband doesn’t know how to cook but before I said I was hungry, he would have ordered food.

One day he came home with two different pure aloe Vera extract gels and two pots of the aloe Vera plant. He said he heard that aloe Vera helps to heal burns..

The next day someone delivered a big bottle of honey .. my husband said. Another person told him honeys was good for burns but most honey they sold were fake so he ordered some from a vendor in the village that harvests the honey by herself… I asked how much he bought it.. he said it was expensive but I shouldnt worry, my healing was his priority .

On one of those days I couldn’t walk, I woke up in the midnight and needed to pee, my husband had worked till very late at night so he slept off in his work space. I called for him to come carry me but he couldn’t hear me, so I dragged myself to the bathroom in pain when I got back to the bed I had peed a little on myself and cleaning up without being able to walk or stand felt impossible… I immediately started to cry… my crying woke my husband up and he rushed into the room asking if I was okay… he kept apologizing for sleeping off in his work space while cleaning me up and cleaning my tears…

When a man is unkind he knows he is unkind. A kind man will never hold back or give excuses.

Anuoluwatimileyin Oko mi. God bless the day you gave me your party rice 😍😍

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

As a man you must learn the art of quick resets, a bad day shouldn’t lead to a bad week & a bad week doesn’t mean you have a bad life.

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

God will punish you people and that stupid series you’re watching.

[Ilemona @I_Am_Ilemona]

Omo! Do you people know how insane it is for terrorists to kidnap a retired general, kill him and then return his body in a handover ceremony where they took pictures knowing they'd leave unchallenged?

Do you people know what kind of trouble we are in?

[Okeoghene @yo_twist]

Officer Ricky😅😅

[certifiedjared @KINGJARED300]

Rick Ross proven a liar after FlightAware shows his jet has not been flown in over a MONTH

He said Starlink was being installed & his mom was using it after he was flying economy 😭😭😭😭😭 the biggest fraud

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

That Nigerian “smartness” is just rooted in greed and not being decent. It’s not something we should be encouraging.

[Ajoke Alagbo 🍃☘️ @auntyajoke_]

Dear ladies;
Clean inside your ears and back of your ears,
Clean your nostrils,
Clean your nipples,
If you breast are not perky, raise them up and wash the under,
Clean your belly button gently,
If you have stomach and back folds, use your sponge to wash in between them,
Clean in between your toes and fingers.
🫶🏽💕

[Okeoghene @yo_twist]

Happy birthday bro

[Mr. Manny 🚘 @DeGentleman_]

Happy birthday to me 🔥🎉

The year I turn 33, I pray happiness never departs from me 🙏🥳

#Gemini

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

If you’re in a good relationship with someone who treats you well but clearly has shortcomings and those shortcomings aren’t any form of abuse, then stay and make it work.

Relationships are about unlearning, relearning and compromise. You’re not going to find a perfect person out there because they don’t exist.

There’s absolutely nothing on the streets.

[Bright.web3 @brightafia]

Avoid content that constantly bashes the opposite sex. It poisons your mind and causes you to attract toxic relationships.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Once you start dealing with women who aren’t damaged or in a survival mode,

You actually enjoy women..

[Adaeze @Ada_mamasita]

If you’re dating someone and you can’t comfortably tell them 'I don’t have money for this right now' without feeling ashamed, you are in the wrong relationship. 🤷‍♀️

[Have faith🗯 @JuanHeart2016]

The mistake world football made was allowing Chelsea to win all European trophies including new Club World Cup.🤭

We beat you o, we go bant you
You beat us o, we go bant you.

Most especially if u beat us and uno get any European trophy, you go still explain to Chelsea fans. 😂😂😂😂

Being a Chelsea fan is a big flex, Aswear! 😂😂😂

[Legion @_01Legion]

🚨🎙Florentino Pérez want to invest in CHELSEA if he loses Real Madrid presidency election! 😳

🗣 "I am very confident that I can win the election to continue as Real Madrid president, but the decision is not in my hands. The Real Madrid fans, who have been watching for over 15 years, know who they want. But if, surprisingly, I lose the election, I’m a football fan and I always like to be around the game, so I would love to invest in Chelsea — that is, if I can’t take full ownership of the club. I love the English club; it’s my favourite club after Real Madrid."

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, your success later would not make me regret it. Good for you, but you’re still a terrible person in my book.