Nunya Biznat

professional amatuer gardener

[Nunya Biznat @yobarkeep]

I want to start making t-shirts and bumper stickers. "We're the laughing stock of the planet. Thanks, Trump!"

[Dad Jokes! 👨 @dadgivesjokes]

What did Lil Jon say when his credit card transaction was denied?

TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT?!

[Sunset @sunset]

Whitewater rafting along the Colorado River in Utah offers more than adventure; there’s a river community waiting to be discovered. https://t.co/a5daQd5DQ5

[Nunya Biznat @yobarkeep]

How about a permanent home?

[Travel + Leisure @TravelLeisure]

You Can Now Buy a Vacation Home on a Cruise Ship Sailing Around the World https://t.co/oyZjoE77Fz

[Proven Winners @Proven_Winners]

As the weather starts to cool and your garden is prepped for the winter you can get your #gardening fix with these 10 #garden related projects that can be done INdoors! https://t.co/x8Gg3YglBc

#gardening #crafting #DIY

[Nunya Biznat @yobarkeep]

True story

[someecards @someecards]

Raise your hand if you want to quit 😂 https://t.co/O9Goyujzgt

[Dad Jokes! 👨 @dadgivesjokes]

Judge: "Please spell your first name for the recorder"

Me: " 'A', 'L', 'F',......'A', 'R', 'T',.....'F', 'R', 'E', 'D' " Judge: "Your first name is 'Alfartfred'?" Me: "No sir, it's pronounced "Alfred". The fart is silent."

I know, this one stinks.

[Nunya Biznat @yobarkeep]

@TheEllenShow Go ahead... Tell me that his nickname is Curly. 😜

[Effin' Birds @EffinBirds]

Two low stock alerts for the Effin’ Birds store:

1) we’re down to the last case of the last EVER print run of the original Effin’ Birds playing cards, and

2) the Fuck Off I’m Reading pins sold like crazy and will sell out before Christmas.

Get yours: https://t.co/XS6fEFt7Cp

[Lion Brand Yarn @LionBrandYarn]

Looking for an awesome autumn activity?!?! Join @TwoOfWandsKnits on her October 5th kickoff for a League Series Knit Along. Find all details here: https://t.co/6cRg8eHX8H
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#knit #knitknitknit #KAL #KnitAlong #KnittingLover

[Nunya Biznat @yobarkeep]

@SKFR_Media @firedeptcoffee Do you know anyone who could use this one? The husband didn't find the humor in it! 😜

[Travel + Leisure @TravelLeisure]

12 Scenic U.S. Train Rides for Fall Foliage Views https://t.co/QQPyyF38mL

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

[Nunya Biznat @yobarkeep]

@Writer_DG 'CUZ ?!?! Used by an author?! Oh, the horror!!!! 😆

[Nunya Biznat @yobarkeep]

@lecreuset A timely post. I was wondering this when I was packing my pans last night to move. TYVM

[Nunya Biznat @yobarkeep]

@millerhuggins1 @pattonoswalt How do you feel about "Jesus H Roosevelt Christ"?

[Nunya Biznat @yobarkeep]

@_We_Rate_Cats Isn't that pronounced Caturday?!
😹😹

[Nunya Biznat @yobarkeep]

@LionBrandYarn I'll discuss mine!! Does anyone know S.A.B.L.E.?! Stash Acquired Beyond Life Expectancy 😂

[Travel + Leisure @TravelLeisure]

10 Best Places to Retire Around the World https://t.co/bi5lRAr7qW

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I saw a microbiologist today.

He was much bigger than I expected.