Mista K

Cool,calm and collected(CCC)

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@NairobiWater I have tried reaching you via phone number but your line is not going through. I paid water to the wrong account number 5156968 instead of 5156969. How can I be assisted?

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@Muratinacrew @gichingaboy @RobertAlai @DCI_Kenya @NCIC_Kenya Weh oria peleka ujinga mbali

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@Sun4Rising @Kenyans Hii akili ndo ww hutumia kuvuka barabara ama uko na ingine?

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@KenyaPower_Care I'm not able to buy tokens for an hour now

[Avadeen @Avadeen123]

"just for you"...

[Zollz @zollz]

What in the atrocity is this?

The chicken legs stuck in Ugali took me out. 🤣🤣🤣

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Ukiwa na wife alafu accidentally umwite jina ya side chick😂😂

[Gary Hensel @gary_hensel]

#ThursdayThoughts #WednesdayWisdom #NotesToAYoungerMe #IAM #Wisdom ✨

[INSIDER BUZZ @InsiderBuzzX]

Real definition of till death do us apart ...

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@WaruiJohn2 It's injury but man United cant risk saying that coz it will prevent Atalanta from other suitors for Ederson and it will spoil business hence United will be risking a lawsuit. Vitu zingine ni kuwa mjanja not everything is in black and white

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@OleItumbi Unakuwanga uko down tu sana msee

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@LarryMadowo Jonasi and Joyce

[Musfara Ai @MusfaraAi]

A millionaire once told me about the "Cemetery Theory."

​That was when I stopped procrastinating:

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@mwiine_bri66880 Stupid takes

[RecruitmentPQ @RecruitmentPq]

DURING SALARY NEGOTIATION:

"What are your salary expectations?"

Most people say: "I am flexible, whatever the company feels is fair."

THE WINNING ANSWER:

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@Web3flux Castle Gardens

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@ESPNUK United are not in any race rather than the race to become a joke

[Mista K @Yobbie001]

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[Mista K @Yobbie001]

@s1ah_wanja What kind of chest is that. Hakuna kitu hapo

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

Young man breaks down in tears after dad bought him a Mazda Demio instead of the Mercedes Benz GLE he was dreaming of.

A man is seen advising him: 'You should be lucky, most people don’t even get a mkokoteni.' Would you cry if you got a Demio instead of a GLE or be grateful?