Ten pm on the 4th is the most chaotic hour in America every year. Just dudes eleven High Lifes deep saying “I saved this one for last” and blowing off their neighbors’ siding. Best hour of the year, hands down.
An all-time great football moment. Toby Alderweireld joined hometown club Royal Antwerp last summer, as he always promised he would. Tonight, he has won them their first league title since 1957 with this incredible strike vs Genk in the 94th minute!
The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.
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Ron DeSantis always looks like he’s about to get on the CB to explain to Boss Hogg why he drove yet another squad car into the gulch.
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such a blatant assault can only mean one thing, this is clearly a lovers quarrel between Ted Cruz and the gay prostitute he invited to the parade for sex