joseph glidden

theiija balasubramanian - third period | slight flex i invented barbed wire ✨ we barbing

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

i never said we were perfect but again: at least i’m not losing the war :)

[Gustav Stresemann @GustavStresema1]

And if I were you I’d be more worried about your militant segregation and Jim Crow Laws but go off from the klan meeting or whatever #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

if i were u i would be more worried about the fact that ur losing the war but go off from behind a screen i guess.

[Gustav Stresemann @GustavStresema1]

Scared? We’re literally gonna use your own invention to kill your soldiers #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

gustav, i find your obsession with me to be quite endearing. maybe the next time we see each other you’ll be on the winning side of the war! (oh wait... 🤡) #KOWWI19

[Gustav Stresemann @GustavStresema1]

So now y’all wanna like you care about anything other than industrialization? 🤥🤧Just stick to being isolated since you’re such a great nation 🤡 #KOWWI19

[Woodrow Wilson @Woodrow13915649]

I’m literally gone for a day and y’all really making me declare war😤 alright Huns y’all better be ready for this heat🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸#KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

so sad to hear that german americans are being treated poorly in this time of war. my people, please remember that we must unite against the common enemy, and not turn on each other. ❤️ #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

ended our recession, might just have to end this war too. @ germany, y’all can’t bully our european friends anymore 💋 #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

sending love 💗💖💘💕💓 to our american troops who have just arrived at the western front. make us proud boys!! 🇺🇸 #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

the GALL u must have to say this. all americans (including the dead ones) are fuming rn. america’s gonna make this the war to end all wars 😤😤😤 #KOWWI19

[Arthur Zimmermann @ArthurZ96904336]

Yo Mexico, Germany will take land from the US and give it back to you if you join the war on our side! @Woodrow13915649 @yoboiglidden @RobLansing1864 #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

yooo as we SHOULD. the day the germans sunk the Lusitania, they should have known this would come. i mean we were nice and neutral, not stupid. :) #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

agreed. tbh i might even let our good british bruvs use my barbed wire in the war (after paying for it ofc, capitalism gang) #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

wow??? um i’m hearing that barbed wire is now being used in WAR by germany?? hello?? y’all ever heard of a P A T E N T. if i wasn’t dead already i’d have ur heads on a platter. #KOWWI19 #maybeifyouknewhowtorunaBUSINESS

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

wow i love this ✨✨ also don’t forget americans, we may be 😡 at the moment but we’re still neutral!! #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

hey uh... you’re not gonna wanna hear this woody. it’s pretty bad. all i’m saying is we might wanna reconsider this whole neutrality thing over the next two years. #KOWWI19

[Woodrow Wilson @Woodrow13915649]

Just got off my favorite ship 🚢🚢 #lusitania, don’t want anyone touching it or else😤 #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

a sad day for americans as we mourn the loss of the Lusitania.... 😥🙏 y’all germans really gon regret this one 😡#KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

imagine looking like this and thinking ur opinion on anything matters. ur just jealous ur head is incapable of doing anything other than balding. still neutral tho lol. #KOWWI19

[Gustav Stresemann @GustavStresema1]

Imagine thinking you did sum by being the first to tangle up some wire...thanks for the idea though sweaty, our army has big plans for it 🥰🥰#KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

i know u didn’t ask me but u need to know anyway. we (america 🇺🇸) plan on staying neutral for a while bbg 😘 #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

imagine having an opinion on anything war related in 1914. america could NOT be bothered #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

celebrating the 138th independence day of our beautiful country this july!! we also made up w the brits now so all is well 🤪 #tradepartners #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

heaven* but yea. 😥😞 #KOWWI19

[joseph glidden @yoboiglidden]

hey guys i heard y’all talk about the july crises or whatever but since this does not affect america at all i’m still neutral. also i thought i looked cute pls lmk if i should rinsta this. #KOWWI19