Mike

They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a fucking legend.
Scottish motorcyclist who drinks too much.

[Mike @yodagoat]

@sheptinstall Calling the Bealach Na Ba "Applecross Pass" is like calling Cheddar Gorge "Cheesy Road" or Hardnose and Whynot for the roads in the Lake District. Stop fuelling ignorance of Scotland's names and cultures.

[Mike @yodagoat]

@Tesco When are you getting King Oyster mushrooms back in stock??? It's been ages!

[Mike @yodagoat]

@Samsung @O2 when will the S23 be back in stock??

[Mike @yodagoat]

I've just been told by @O2 that @Samsung have delayed all flagship phones!! #o2 #Samsung #SupplyChain #phone #S23series

[Mike @yodagoat]

@chrissyglenc @iompolice So you were doing something that clearly put you in danger but you're complaining about the police trying to keep you safe? You total halfwit. Why be alive when you can be right eh?

[Mike @yodagoat]

@GlennHowerton I've just watched it man. It's you.

[Mike @yodagoat]

@BorisJohnson You really are a class one arsehole.

[Mike @yodagoat]

I see the new #transalp has a quickshifter. Who the fuck needs a quick shifter on a 750cc "budget" tourer?? (apart from folk who can't downchange properly of course)

[Mike @yodagoat]

So will anyone be buying the new #Transalp for £9500 when you can get a low mile 700 for half that? Is the new one loaded with electronic shite?

[Mike @yodagoat]

@jowhiley stop yappin so much hen. #hamismurder

[Mike @yodagoat]

@facebook @CAKESDAKILLA Facebook restricted my account because I spoke out against someone advocating violence against children. Don't associate yourself with them.

[Mike @yodagoat]

@facebook You've restricted my account for speaking out against child abuse.
Not a good look guys.

[Mike @yodagoat]

@O2 I've just received a text saying "You've now hit your 50MB/£51.50 limit. If you want to use more you'll need to increase your monthly spending limit to £120 (200MB) etc" your website said I didn't have to do anything while visiting Croatia. #refund

[Mike @yodagoat]

Just heard the #bbc advert tugging at parents heart strings who's kids are off to uni, urging them to buy them a #TVlicense so they'll talk about the telly with them! 😂 #bbcfail

[Mike @yodagoat]

@BBCRadioScot Ask Gary what the average daily profit of the energy companies is. Go on.

[Mike @yodagoat]

@BBCRadioScot Start reporting why things are happening.
Ignoring the profiteering is fucking disgusting.

[Mike @yodagoat]

@BBCRadioScot Now we have a woman in tears who is genuinely worried about her child dying. Westminster supports privatisation. Scotland does not rely on gas anywhere near as much as "Britain" to generate electricity.

[Mike @yodagoat]

@BBCRadioScot You're editor who was just explaining why we are facing huge hikes in energy prices forgot to mention the HUGE profiteering by the privately owned energy companies. Why is this continually ignored?

[Mike @yodagoat]

@MrJamesMay It's not just in episode 3! 2, 3 and 5. All looks quite similar ghost/flaw. You're on the left doing a piece to camera and it's in the background.

[Mike @yodagoat]

@BBCRadioScot There's more than three outdoor pools! The trinkie in Wick and the East Beach pool in North Berwick! And they're free!