yodaslastic

read all of my tweets in a nasally cadence because they’ll be funnier

[Wing @xi_jingwing]

Going to uni after putting on 10kg this summer

[Rico Rodriguez @HairyPickle711]

How getting the corner stall on a different floor from the office feels

[stewie garlic @blvckmarloo]

It's September next week

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Sorry kid you need a college degree to send emails for our company have you considered operating huge dangerous machinery that runs at 1500 degrees

[George @walshamboy]

England, our England

[yodaslastic @yodasIastic]

@Xx_tuff_luck_xX sadly we are all the 1000 idiots writing on this thing called Earth (dunno if you've heard of it)

[yodaslastic @yodasIastic]

@yozo32 This looks so much like somewhere in England

[yodaslastic @yodasIastic]

no its ok don't apologize

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 04,1947

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The era of capitalism ended in 2008. Whats happened since is a sort of as-yet unnamed looting undertaken by the ruling class. What's to come next is anyone's guess

[ChampionsZone @ChampionsZone_]

Los chinos viendo el Mundial y celebrando la expulsión de Enzo Fernández, todo el planeta iba con España jajaja

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

JUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yodaslastic @yodasIastic]

@PiggoRBLX You should change your horrible profile picture too. alexroadblock67's is much better.

[yodaslastic @yodasIastic]

@PiggoRBLX you should have some Fun

[yodaslastic @yodasIastic]

@PiggoRBLX As a member of the Burger fandom commmunity, a blue & black burger (especially one with p*ckles in it) is actually a seriously offensive dogwhistle for the anti-burger organization, and if I had come across that image in the wild, I would have reported it too. Hope this helps!

[yodaslastic @yodasIastic]

@PiggoRBLX vidyo gam

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Thomas Tuchel on occasionally escaping on his bike and unwinding. “Sometimes I take the bike and ride around with an ice-cream, in the warm summer, and you feel 15 years again, with an ice cream, and you reconnect to the beauty of the feeling we have inside of us.”

[yodaslastic @yodasIastic]

@nimmosports clean tackle that

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

England did it🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿!!!
👏👏👏👏👏