kel

kelsey (Klaus Kinski) is bald, pale, tired, and cursed with immortality

[kel @yodawithsocks]

Precock Peamium

[STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE @ezonlinebanking]

white girls go to naboo and come back with braids and a sunburn

[kel @yodawithsocks]

Cheechlie and the Chonglate Factory

[🐻 Bear 🍃 @BearPosting]

What are we going to do for grizzmas?

[Glup THEE Shitto @littlestlongbow]

call of duty more like your duty is to call your dad

[Nea "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

jon voight megalopolis saying what do you think of this boner i got 1080p

[kel @yodawithsocks]

Sorry just getting around to watching Euphoria… you’re telling me Cassie listened to My Body is a Cage by Arcade Fire while getting an abortion???

[Glup THEE Shitto @littlestlongbow]

does anyone want to shoot me and then perform surgery to pull the bullet out… I can cook for you after

[kel @yodawithsocks]

back on twitter (on my puter) but only for @littlestlongbow

[Glup THEE Shitto @littlestlongbow]

happy eclipse day liberals don’t look at the sun

[el setho JULIA DAY @thediscoseth]

in the cinema. straight up "Joaquin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My phoenix

[kel @yodawithsocks]

Deleting the twitter app from my phone but not deleting my account so I will still look at it sometimes on the web. Thanks Elon, it’s been very boring and significantly worse 🫡

Y’all can find me on insty and tumblr

[kel @yodawithsocks]

I truly hate tweeting so much can you guys come hang out with me on tumblr

[kel @yodawithsocks]

Instagram and twitter are extremely boring now so please feel free to follow my tumblr

https://t.co/j2QSADIL6X

[kel @yodawithsocks]

Unironically I wholeheartedly believe this to be true. The impact it had on American culture was real and I’d like to read a paper on it

[Patrick Virgie @Breaking_Pat]

@brianjoralvarez the propaganda against sitting is unreal. It’s literally the opposite of running around smh

[kel @yodawithsocks]

Yes I did take these screenshots yes I will be showing them to my barber when I finally snap and chop my hair again

[kel @yodawithsocks]

Unironically can a man explain to me how you get your hair to do this? How do you get this bang volume and luster????

[kel @yodawithsocks]

Weird time to be someone who was peer pressured into taking a photo with Russell Brand a month ago

[kel @yodawithsocks]

@Amajonprine Til I’m good and ready Justin

[kel @yodawithsocks]

Holding Out for a Gyro