Lance Crouther

Was a writer. Then Pooty Tang for a while. Now back to being a writer. I have no idea what sa da tay means.

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@CaesarsSports @ohsnapjbsmoove My man Miles

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Biz Markie! Noooo! We needed him.

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Not All Face Masks Matter: Shopper Screamed at For Wearing MAGA Mask [Watch] https://t.co/4AMQGwaWvu a

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One of my many inspirations has passed. Carl Reiner was responsible for ten percent of the things I laughed at in life.

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@TheRealGZA Speaking as one of the shackled, how could I get through life without Wu?

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Glad I had a chance to meet and work with the great Fred Willard.

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Don Rickles is gone and he took insult comedy with him. "Why don't you two bald guys put your heads together and make an ass of yourself?"

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Just testing.

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Now I have to tell my kids look both ways before you text.

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My kids are so dirty. Trying to figure out how to stuff a couch into the washing machine.

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Jordan Black Will Take “The Black Version” From Stage To Screen With Voltage Picture EXCLUSIVE https://t.co/RZSLv5XsyR via @mytrackingboard

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@AlysonFouse Without pay? I was hoping my deepest and darkest thoughts would snag me a beach house.

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@AlysonFouse I need to learn to do this newfangled diary thing like you.

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Happy New Year. Wow that was lame.

[RZA! @RZA]

"November 15th. A great day in hip hop history. The day the man who had no father to his style was physically born. The Old Dirty Bastard"

[Alyson Fouse @AlysonFouse]

Don't miss the turn up tonight on @tvonetv's #BornAgainVirgin. #Comedy #Sitcom #Sexy #Wednesdays… https://t.co/seiOWcrkv2

[Lance Crouther @yodelinglessons]

If you watched the Weekly Show, please click http://t.co/hs7OfxZZ4n It will say,did you watch the Weekly Show? Please share your thoughts.

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@chrisrock @theweeklyshowtv Thanks for the fav. Here's a one sheet.

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@iamwandasykes That's at least 2 eyeballs. We're on our way! (If I add the contacts, 4!)