Yoda

RedSox have my heart unfortunately #GoSox #Boomer🏈#GoStars 🏒

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Wanted: A very good boy

Reward: a dream day at @loanDepotpark

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘JACKASS’ crew has been immortalized in the sky as each cast member has been gifted their own star forming a giant penis constellation.

The final Jackass movie ‘Jackass: Best & Last’ releases in theaters this Friday.

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[Gabrielle Starr @gfstarr1]

The list of pitchers who struggle with the Red Sox and then become elite immediately with a new team is longer than a CVS receipt

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[k. @katttydaddy]

i'd light ur cigarette w my cigarette in every lifetime

[sam @joshdonnapilled]

derek didn't wanna live in a world where owen hunt is his brother in law. he's so real for that

[Chucho Calderón @LZCOficial]

POV: Eres una niña en el recreo

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.

[miia @miiagarro]

before you beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Time to lock in” - me at 4pm when my shift started at 9am.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[Faber @dfaber84]

Europeans after discovering Waffle House, BBQ, Military Flyovers and Pickup Trucks.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This was Paraguay’s send off ahead of the World Cup

The SEC has 24 hours to respond

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

Bro was genuinely scared to death. 😂 🤣

[sam @joshdonnapilled]

so do most people, you're not alone