I had a stroke, everyone, and I'm going to be in intensive physical therapy for the next few weeks. My right hand is fairly useless. I can't guarantee how much time I'll be able to commit to social media for a while. The recovery won't be easy, but I'll return as soon as I can.
Yuck. My birthday is in a few days. 36. It seems like I've spent most of my 30s so far trying to make up for being a massive asshole in my 20s. Can't say I've achieved that, but at least I never got sucked up in this grifting alt-Reich bullshit like other "new atheists."
Jesus fucking Christ. Hamas went full kamikaze. How fucked in the head do you have to be to think this was a good idea. Just straight up suicided themselves with this shit. Absolutely no good outcomes are possible and the civilian Palestinian death toll will be massive. Fuck.
Although it makes me a little sick inside admitting it, Donald Trump is clearly a fucking atheist. The disgust and mockery he chokes back every goddamn time one of his cultist skank walkers go full Bible banger is fucking hilarious. Yet, they curb stomp baby Jesus for him anyway.
Trump will never be Speaker. Trump will never be Speaker. Don't know how many fucking times I have to say this, but Trump will never be Speaker. If I'm wrong, I vow to get a tattoo of Marjorie Taylor Greene on my lower back. Hold me to it. STOP FUCKING FREAKING OUT. Goddamn, man.
I've been a professional writer for almost 20 years and I still have to remind myself that sh*tty first drafts are part of the process. A sh*tty draft is better than NO draft, b/c you can't edit a blank page. You have to start somewhere, even if it seems like garbage at first.
Well, I love you too. In a motherly way. I think you're a wonderful human and one of the only reasons I bother with Twitter anymore. It's become a cesspool of right-wing hateful propagandists.
I love you. I don't know who you are or where you are from, but I love you as a human being. At least until this edible wears off or you open your mouth and say some shit so supernaturally stupid that it makes a compelling case for human extinction.
Some people in my feed take virtue signaling way too far. I like Mr. Rogers and all, but with all due respect, he never had to face hordes of rabid Christofascist skank walkers. Stop being so goddamn weak and pathetic about something so fucking trivial. A fire alarm? Fuck off.