ADUKE 🧘‍♀️

There’s no award for suffering . Wellness.

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

Who go cook am

[Zayn🥀 @Communicatorzai]

Tf😭😭😭

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

Lie

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I once attended a wedding that lasted all of 10 mins because the groom pushed the bride’s face into the wedding cake despite explicit warning from her to not. Apparently the groomsmen dared him to.

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

I agree

[@ps_wears has been suspended @Phinesmiles]

Know when to keep quiet.
I did shege for someone today because he is Ungrateful and doesn't know when to keep quiet. I carry you everyday because we go same route and work in the same place but you have mind to say buying a car is a bad investment. You kept saying it till I came and heard it. You were defending it l just smiled and left. People were even telling him that he is saying it near who picks him up and takes him back home daily, he said and so. I just smile and went about my day.

We closed from work, I went home alone yesterday, he called me severally i didn't pick, today I went to work alone, he came late, he got queried 🤣🤣. He came and started ranting to me, me wey no send you. Then heavy rain started today, I entered my wasted investment and drove home, the fool called over 10 times, I no pick.

Hence forth let him spend money on uber or take bus to work. This raining season is for him to learn decorum.

Am I doing too much or he genuinely deserves it🫣🫣. Because the kind of suffer he will see this period due to the location of my office he will loose weight jumping bus or go broke doing uber 😩😩😩

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

@dotunonamission Weldone

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

Ride on

[Dotun A. @dotunonamission]

At work, but all I can think about is my baby...who isn't exactly my baby.

I miss my supposed baby.

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

Stereotype Dey cry

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

Tragic news 💔

A young man in Edjeba, Warri, has been arrested for allegedly unaliving his girlfriend.

According to reports, the girlfriend was living with him and had called a friend, saying that her boyfriend was trying to härm her.

Neighbors reportedly heard screams coming from the apartment and alerted the police.

The suspect allegedly st@bbed his girlfriend to de@th .

He is currently in police custody as investigations continue.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Keke Palmer knew she had met her match when Jenifer Lewis explained why she ended an engagement over a tree and went OFF on people criticizing her standards and non-negotiables in relationships 😭💀👀

“Nothing is non-negotiable, I don’t negotiate SH-T… you be nice, have a good time, or go the f-ck home. Life’s too short. I’m 69, I got 30 some years left. GO F-CK yourself!”🤣

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

Nigerian parents are so fixated on raising daughters that would be fit for marriage that they forget to raise the sons that will treat her right…

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

Yogi

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

I love sleeping so much

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

God forbid

[Olori Ajoke 🫅 @Orisunmibairemi]

Your husband gave you money to make Boho braids because he saw them on his colleague's wife and liked the style. You collected the money, went and made simple cornrows, then used the balance to cook a pot of soup. 🤣🤣🤣

In your defense, spending all that money on hair is wasteful when there are more important things to do with it.

President General of all righteous women 😂

[Adwoa Yeboah🪵 @Agonizo_mai]

My goal is to become that pleasant older lady that young women enjoy having conversations with.

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

Twitter too funny man, alpha male said your wife is a squatter in your house😂😂 may madam oo! Asin the madam of the house na who you Dey call squatter 😂😂 and there’s probably a young man out there taking in all these red pill content in😂😂

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

@mattersofdedrea @PazqalEriq Never in your life again!!! 😭😭. Don’t disrespect puffpuff

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

Igwe will come and give you award

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

My contribution to humanity is that I haven’t watched polygamist

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

Lool. God abeg oooooo

[DC @Dc_Atuegwu]

My brother’s wife stopped making breakfast for my mum since last month and it is causing issues in the family.

She gave birth 2 months ago and stayed with her parents after delivery. When she returned home last month, my mum went to help with the baby. But I was later told she stopped giving my mum breakfast since end of April.

I called her and she said if making breakfast is the only thing my mum can do for herself, then it shouldn’t be too much. She also said if someone can’t help her, the person shouldn’t add to her burden.

Honestly, I’m trying to understand both sides because I expected my mum to help with the baby too. My brother is not handling the situation well and family meetings have been called twice already.

I don’t want to look like a bad brother-in-law, I just want to be fair. I’m outside the country so I can’t visit them. What can I do?”

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

lol. All this is just lack of Motherly love

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

They have called married women Squatters.

The people you are submitting and putting your brain off for see you as squatters.

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

If you think she deserves more? Give her

[Alayo💖 ✨ @Aunty_Akanke]

Please is 10k too small for the woman that helps me to clean the house all day once in a week .

I am beginning to feel I am underpaying her o 😭

Got here 9am and she’s not gone yet

What she does:
Laundry
Two toilets
Kitchen
Mop

[ADUKE 🧘‍♀️ @yogabyaduke]

She deserved everything that happened to her

[Grace of God🫶🕊️ @KLeeeyah]

Am i the only one who failed to forgive Matipa even though the writers tried turning her into a victim towards the end🤔?? #ThePolygamist

[Amina 🦉 @PlotNotForSale2]

If Tyler Perry had written Polygamy, Jonasi Gomora would be sleeping with both men and women and they'd have renamed him Jonasi Gomorrah.