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Highly re-tweetable. Trust me.

[Dear... @yogi33]

You can tell when Moms takes a snow day.....

[Dear... @yogi33]

@sydkid33 No. You cannot silence my greatnessssss. Lesser mortals than you have tried and failed.

[Dear... @yogi33]

@sydkid33 Sorry I missed that. Must have been at a rave or working on inexpensive cold fusion death ray. Anyhow, enjoy! Love, Mom!

[Dear... @yogi33]

Chemo dose No. 1 - so far, so good.

[Dear... @yogi33]

@sydkid33 Okay I can explain Magnetic Hysteresis to you.

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@sydkid33 You are lazy #Slothney

[Dear... @yogi33]

Everyone, I hope no one ever needs to have the sentinel nodes in their armpit removed. #cancersucks

[Dear... @yogi33]

Electricity, why so much damn math? And really, magnets, why you gotta be in on this shit?

[Dear... @yogi33]

Just finished officiating my first collegiate volleyball match. #yay

[Dear... @yogi33]

Today, you will be spent studying & making smart aleck replies to my children on Twitter. Well, just @sydkid33 @bryndaniellee don't tweet

[Dear... @yogi33]

@sydkid33 I remember when your sole goal in life was to be Mrs. Nick Jonas. And it was going to be a platonic marriage too.

[Dear... @yogi33]

@sydkid33 And where would you be without corn?!? Be more appreciative. Plus, you could be working for a living.

[Dear... @yogi33]

@sydkid33 Dignity in all things. My #motto. Obviously.

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Volleyball, you are a beautiful sport. Especially when I'm getting paid to officiate you. Thank you volleyball.

[Dear... @yogi33]

@sydkid33 Cheer with dignity child.

[Dear... @yogi33]

Happy Birthday to my Dad. I love him so many crap tons. He's awesome, my dad. And he's tough enough to kick Chuck Norris' whole ass. Go Dad

[Dear... @yogi33]

Happy 24th Anniversary husband. I love you a crap ton. Yes, a crap ton. Maybe three crap tons. Or four. Probably 24 crap tons.

[Dear... @yogi33]

Everyone: Your life and perspective can change at the drop of a hat. Love what you got. Don't sweat the rest.

[Dear... @yogi33]

Dear avocados, So glad mere mortals like me can eat you. Avocados: Accessible to all, not just gods.

[Dear... @yogi33]

@sydkid33 So you weren't born in October??