K. G.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The audacity of politicians to say that “No one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare, pensions, and lifetime salaries is wild.

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

Republicans lost their fucking minds when allegations emerged of Somali-American healthcare fraud in MN - but when Ron DeSantis & his wife stole $10M of taxpayer money meant for poor children’s healthcare & Ron rewarded his accomplices with promotions - the silence is deafening.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"Good morning. Can you spare a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour Godzilla"

[El Inmortal 🇪🇸 @ElInmortal____]

No supieron ganar.

No saben perder.

Odiar a Argentina es una obligación moral.

[َ @rmngifs]

red card in the world cup final

[Monster Of Truth @TheMooseOfTruth]

Receiving a work email at 5.19pm

[K. G. @yogi4561]

@SpeakerJohnson Lol get fucked

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

John Oliver exposes Trump for portraying the JCPOA payment to Iran as a giveaway when it was a repayment of a preexisting debt, while simultaneously supporting a deal that gives Iran $300 billion.

"If Iran called Obama a stupid son of a bitch for letting them get $1.7 billion, I think we're about to find out what the Persian word is for someone 300 times dumber than that."

[K. G. @yogi4561]

@HalfwayPost

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Trump is the world's greatest EXPERT on EVERYTHING.

He knows more about EVERY SINGLE SUBJECT than anyone else. --- Just ask him.

[Oliver Janich @OliverJanich]

🔥Jewish Actor Mandy Patinkin (brillant in Homeland) gets really passionate about Gaza and the child killer Benjamin Netanyahu.

[Covie @covie_93]

He's giving Iran $25 billion to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was opened for free before the war.

Art of the Deal!

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

OMG! I’m laughing so hard! 😂

This is a much watch if you are anti-Trump!

[Holly Bullard @HollyBullardFL]

Florida spent $600m of our own money on this, with no real prospect of refund by feds

For comparison, it’s almost 3x what state allocated to affordable housing last year.

It’s also the annual cost of extending our free PreK to all day (instead of only 3hr/day)

[K. G. @yogi4561]

@SPIN @jaketapper @JoeListComedy @marknorm

[Chris Gardner @chrissgardner]

Dave Chappelle told a really sweet story about hanging with Eddie Murphy at his house two weeks ago as his grandkids played in the pool. They talked for the first time about Eddie’s late brother, Charlie, and Dave reveals it was Eddie who suggested he do a Chappelle’s Show movie or reboot of some sort. So Dave used the opportunity to pitch Eddie on being part of it. “Eddie, if I do it, man, do the Charlie parts and let's fucking go,” he said. “Thank you for everything. Tonight is not just an achievement of a professional career going incredibly right. Tonight is a lifetime achievement. Those grandkids playing, the fact that you still look young and beautiful, that beautiful family you're sitting with, man, you are still the hero I want to be. Thank you, sir.”

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

AND NOT JUST WALMART‼️

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevinHarlanEfct]

Prayers up to an absolute legend, longtime NFL play-by-play announcer Kevin Harlan. 🙏🏻🕊️🥀

Ain’t nothing wrong with him, he’s just calling the Dolphins game on CBS this week.