Matt Stefan

Fashionably Late

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

@RealEmirHan

[lukeafk @lukeafk]

@Rap the suspect

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

@CallofDuty Where’s the “scan and repair” option? 🤔

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

@ChipotleTweets
I had chipotle for the first time in a few months to try and give it a shot again, to see if I could rekindle a fire with Chipotle. 2 my expectation, I was let down yet again. What a terrible decision. I will never be eating at another Chipotle restaurant again.

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

@MenForFieIder

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

F these prices
I’m done buying gas

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

I don’t have time for watches

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

@MichaelStefann He’s never recovered from this punch

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

@Sethrogen @BaruchelNDG Blue waffles

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

You can actually eat the skin of a kiwi! Most people peel the fuzzy brown shell off, but the skin is surprisingly very nutritious! Eating the skin of a green kiwifruit increases fiber, folate, and Vitamin E intake, and helps digestion. Just make sure to give a good wash first!

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

We don’t joke about aliens in this household buddy

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

Gamestop be like "I know you bought this stock for $300 but we can only give you $7.45 for it"

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

@humidfluid Am I the only one who watches TV like this?

[DooM49 @DooM49]

might i interest you in some sushi

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

Can't talk.
In emergency zoom meeting with my butcher

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

Ok google what happens when you combine laxatives and NyQuil

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

This is how World War 4 will be fought

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

The unrest has spread to Italy 😔

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

@PokerStars 🤤🤩👀🕺

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Cuz of all that ice you brought em 💎

[Tity Boi (2 Chainz) @2chainz]

Why is it snowing in Atl bruh

[Matt Stefan @yogiballer]

@StefanDaPro