Yolanda

|Semi-retired liker of things|This girl is on fayaah|I mostly tweet song lyrics and weird rants

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

Adulting is realising that no one is coming to save you, you have to take care of yourself and your own. You can have a pity party but ultimately you have to solve your own problems

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

Everytime I visit my parents house I'm reminded that I was forced into early marriage due to the extreme cold temperatures in this house.

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

Spent the day couch rotting with Sanj while the boys raised themselves

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

I got some bad news yesterday (which I was expecting). What upset me was the mode of delivery. However the world doesn't always coddle us and I'm learning to accept that

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

Best part of my day is getting home from the gym to eat half a dozen eggs with Tsatsi

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

Why are hymns in your mother tongue so comforting and uplifting?

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

I feel like the hazards of kukwata are not being taught to this generation of children.

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

7 is reading an encyclopedia unprovoked,my heart is so happy.

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

My colleagues said I'm funny. I have a weird sense of humor and most of my jokes fly over people's heads but I've never considered myself as funny.

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

My child's school really hates me because what are these requests for creativity and flair at this hour

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

Ma1 akuda kutanga. We are learning division at school

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

I think its time that I finally get that Ubomi Abumanga tattoo

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

I’m generally an uninterested woman. I like to avoid thingsssssss😭

[Dirmax✨🌍 @JustDirmax]

What Public Servants houses look like 😂

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

@The_Mixologist_ Stunning, happy birthday!

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

Don't ask me how I am,I will lie to you

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

That Nelly Furtado and Timberland era was so good

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

This may the straw that breaks the camel's back

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

Sometimes I have to remind myself that I am pushing 40

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

My son asked me what big back means and I wish I could keep him in a bubble.

[Yolanda @yogie_bear89]

Homie are you fine? Are you safe?