Fermentina

Erotic Probiotic

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

Don’t hate me y’all but an Austin Powers Musical would EAT

[benny @benny_pitt]

someone absolutely spilled poppers in the balcony of ragtime at intermission

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

@yvettegetarian @mulletdaze But who is gir and who is zim

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

My knees cracked so loud that the dog next door started barking

[Souvenir @souvenir_music]

Mama Who Bore Worms

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

Devastated on my ride home listening to Adele sing Easy on Me

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

The everybody loves Raymond finale made me cry

[Jackie Hoffman @JackieHoffman16]

This is everything

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

Could really use a moment hanging out with a cat rn

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

Why is there lesbian porn on 4k disc but not gay porn!?! 😡

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

My drag name has no meaning. It’s just a name I found in the phone book.

[Bea Belize @beabelize]

Drag people: what’s the meaning behind your stage name?? I’m 🌬️ and nosy

Bea Belize = Bea for Beyoncé (regret my spelling choice NS) and Belize for the “Angels in America” character

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

@fatpinkbarbie I love a good DivaDab

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

When you’re applying your hemorrhoid cream and it turns into a fingerbang session

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

New Voicemail message dropped

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

@Sillylime2 🫨

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

Apparently J Lo uses La Mer on her whole body and I think that’s kinda cunt

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

Need to go to a swap meet and get an airbrushed t shirt

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

@MistyGQuartz Yeah I’m fine just whooo wake up call 😵‍💫

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

So embarrassing. I went for a run and didn’t eat dinner, then went out to the opera. Well during the third act, I started sweating, lost vision and lost consciousness. Goddamn girls don’t forget to EAT

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about shakshuka all week

[Fermentina @yogurtparfay]

@fatpinkbarbie Oh she’s taking it