Brendan O'neil

We're just two lost souls in a fish bowl. Plugged out.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

spider-man: he’s not at home

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

This is pique feminine form, you may not agree with it, but it is what it is

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

‘Another settlement needs your help’

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Mommy squad #ME3 #PS4share

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‘Cocaine Sharks’ is the death rattle of Discovery Channel

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

@CorraHeart You have to shield sled the pipe or you’re gay

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

“Fuck it we ball” but it’s past turning points in human history… I’ll go first: Edison monopolizes electricity

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

@healsl9t Don’t do that, don’t give me hope

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

Who am I even supposed to follow on this chicken shit app?

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

It’s “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego” but instead you’re looking for Jeffery Epstein’s little black book

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

@SmellyPissClown

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

@SmellyPissClown How you gonna get one?

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

@jewishcrab The hill to die on Lmaooo

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@jewishcrab Immediately gets drilled by the football team

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

@jewishcrab

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

Does anyone know a rabbi that does fast weddings?

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

Working at the pyramid #PS4share

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

Can I get a Hi yaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

@jewishcrab

[Brendan O'neil @yoh814]

@jewishcrab Every time you die, your ancestors grown and think ‘get good’