Sarcastic.Bastard

Malandro Sh*t 🏳️‍🌈 | AAMU24🐾 | Huntsville Al📍

[Sarcastic.Bastard @yohoelovelo]

🖤🖤

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[ღ @stfnigg]

life when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“new password can’t be your old password”

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the older i get the more i hate making extra stops after work

i drive home like i’m late for my house

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Biologically speaking, whatever you don't express, process, or release may develop into an autoimmune disease and it is that deep.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to an adult in this era:

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐘𓄋 @poisonhoneybee_]

AMERICA HAS A WHAT?

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This movie was so black for absolutely no reason, I love it 🖤

[Biri♛ @numeroun0_]

i love when people remind me i’m a good friend or a good person … 🥹 i take alot of pride in being both.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

goofiness is so attractive to me, if you can keep me laughing you got me forever.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i write better than I speak, but think better than I write

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

who are you calling a cootie queen? you LINT LICKER!

[iza @izamamaa]

I hate that so many Black people see this movie as romantic.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

How it feels to finally stop liking that one person you were obsessed with once

[HZN RAP @hznrap__]

@Kurrco Jay-Z sending shots at Drake 👀

A rapper can’t be my opp”

"The jig is up, n**** I'm up 10, wrong chart champ, n****s looked up to Hov, I never looked up to them

[💎 @insiderassasin]

Well….

[west @Rickwest_]

A nasssssty catwalk