baba yaga🦇

butternut squash with a human face and emotions. instagram: @ spookywinemom

[c ☆ @tintafey]

the reason they are so funny is because of the deep well of sadness that only the great commonwealth of pennsylvania can instill in a person

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Going back in time to get JD Vance’s mom addicted to birth control pills instead

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[baba yaga🦇 @yoinksboinks]

THERES NO WAYYYYY

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk?

Let's find out... 🤔🍼

[vivian @blewmarine]

i’m not even catholic i’m just into guilt recreationally

[tatum @planetgraves]

(Thinking about choices I made when I was 10) Maybe that’s why my life is so shitty. I am inherently bad

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Grad school

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ohhhh so now I’m the bad guy. Just for being a huge bitch

[vivian @blewmarine]

i’m addicted to looking at the menu for a restaurant i’m going to in 4 days

[✨spooky kelsey✨ @ksullzz]

if you need chatgpt to write an email maybe you shouldn’t have job

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

the white house actually used to look like this (this is not a joke)

[baba yaga🦇 @yoinksboinks]

is

[claudia @idkcloudy]

april fools day feels like this when you have a pure heart that’s open to believing

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Should of never called me a fat Kelly price

[baba yaga🦇 @yoinksboinks]

@BenStiller May I please be in season 3 🤲🏻🥺

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i would do anything to cure my digestive issues except stop drinking coffee or change my dietary habits in any way

[Totino's Pizza Rolls @totinos]

POV: you’re a hungry guy waiting for the most snackable pizza in the universe

[👻𝙊𝙬𝙚𝙣🎃 @owen02_]

Me to my Nosferatu life-sized Count Orlock cutout on night 1

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Impossible to find the words. David Lynch was a fundamental force of the universe, a towering iconoclast who bent the entire artform purely with the power of his subconscious. I can’t even process reality without him. Without Lynch there’s no Twin Peaks, no X-files, obviously no Gravity Falls. (My Bill Cipher voice was just a crummy Lynch impression.) But he’s so much more than that. He wrote little books about Buddhism and did morning weather reports and abducted random abandoned woody woodpecker dolls on the side of the road, calling them his “friends” and then ditching them later because they had “dark energy.” When asked to explain his art he calmly replied “no.” Trickster weirdo genius legend. Pour out a mug of black coffee for the king. There will never be another one like him. Miss you already, David