Ally☠️🖤

live freely

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

Ladies don’t fall for a man that’s just above average you can do better

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

Men only respond to crazy. So girl this is your sign to be crazy.

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

I need a small gift of 1.5million dollars real quick please

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

I’m in the habit of murking the waters

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

Refrain from the crash out!

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

It was the purple truck that was the omen

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

I’m way too calm a potential war breaking out

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

I really wish I took all those naps I refused as a kid.

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

Imagine being a turtle living 100+ year blissfully unaware of human society.

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

The group chat will only tell you what you need to hear not always what you wants to hear.

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

I relate to @spencerpratt TikTok burrito plunge, I felt that.

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

Where would you be without the group chat?

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

The brain Chen is messed up brb for repairs

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

it’s not fair my child has such a cool mom

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

i’ll play stupid games and win stupid prizes 24/7

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

@TheRachelLoren i ain’t got time for this damn elf

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

i hope who ever invented elf on a shelf is as miserable as i am. trying to find a new place to plop this elf and then getting all creative as if the holidays aren’t crazy enough

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

@TheRachelLoren it’s also not what they’re called

[Ally☠️🖤 @yoitsnotallyson]

it hurts hearing these kids call yoga pants flared leggings… hurts my soul