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*shredding the half-pipe at madtown*

random shoobie: yo otto, u wanna pop some molly?

me: nah lame-o, i only pop ollies

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ottoman circa 2026

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cinco de ur a shoobie

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when life hands u lemons, throw them at shoobies

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the squad > uconn

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woogity woogity woogity

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honey the kids are hitting 900s in pools…

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bruh 😂

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u already know the shore shack celebrating st. patrick’s day ☘️

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ray: u skipped school today otto?

me: yeah there was an offshore wind

ray: u just can't ski… how were the waves?

me: higher than u dad

ray: lmao yeah right

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surfing + shore shack tacos = perfect saturday

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“my friend over there thinks ur cute”

the friend:

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teacher: ok class what’s 10x10?

me: who cares I just won my skate comp

teacher: ayyy

me: ayyy

*daps up teacher*

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the only way to resolve a problem

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me leaving for another 10-hour work shift knowing some chick will make six figures today popping a titty on the internet

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me > connor mcdavid

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me: ray, why are ur eyes red?

raymundo: allergies

me: but it smells like kush in here

raymundo: lol

me: lol

#woogitywoogitywoogity

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me looking at all the winter weight i’ve added

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two people’s names i haven’t seen come up in the epstein files

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snuck out my crib for a late night surf and raymundo was already out here high af watching the tide come in lmao #woogitywoogitywoogity

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the olympians are lucky we’re not competing this year