Theodore Elliot

Schecter for life.

[Theodore Elliot @yoitstheo]

here's a true fact for real ya'll. i'm not fat, i'm fabulous. fuck off difranco lol

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i would reply my wife but i'm way too enjoying my fucking bread dip

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i'm the mother fucking king of twitter ya'll

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that was on a tv show im watching in the MAN CAVE with my dip and no doodles

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Confucius say: Buttsex is like spinach. if you're forced to have it as a child, you wont enjoy it as an adult

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update: in the man cave with my dip and no doodles

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@BeckyEw ITS GOOD DIP. i'm taking my good dip and i'm going to the basement

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@BeckyEw you love him? you LOVE him? fuck that

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i dont ask for much in life, i dont even ask for blow jobs. but when a man works hard and wants some fucking dip and doodles, FUCK MAN

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@BeckyEw STOP WHAT I AM FULL OF ANGER AND FUCKING SHITTY BREAD DIP

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@youknowpj @BeckyEw my wife becky is being a bitch. its all good dude, just do your little rock thing

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@BeckyEw @youknowpj don't you fucking bring him into this you harlot

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eating some awesome bread dip that my wife didnt fucking make

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hey yo @awesomewin you are so hot

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yo @aronoded hook me up you fine honey

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yo @lindsaylohan .... yeah i ain't that desperate fuck that

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hey you @livtyler hook a brother up you fine as hell

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hey @angelinajolie your fine as hell

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fuck that shit

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fucking funny as shit right? man's pissed. for better or worse my fucking balls