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[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

ALEXANDER HAMILTON: "To admit foreigners indiscriminately would be nothing less than to admit a Trojan Horse into the citadel of our liberty & sovereignty."

[Kris @1444_kris]

Every once in a while finance chads have to beat tech bros back to their dungeons

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

Usually when a chart goes up, that’s good news.

This is not one of those charts.

[Trust Yojo @yojo_knows]

@russinakhole that can be more valuable than a $10k a year raise

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Oh hey I remember this part of Camp of the Saints, they’re going to kill anybody who tries to stop the invaders

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

The main issue with Obsession is the same one with nearly all “be careful what you wish for” moral tales, which is that it’s not actually what you wish for that’s at fault, but merely the fact that you didn’t hire a lawyer to draft the wording of that wish.

[🐪 Miskeen and 5'14" @MoodyKnowsNada]

This retard’s $46 billion fund just got liquidated today because he was running like 4-10x margin

[Trust Yojo @yojo_knows]

@AngryPossum69 that’s a ccent

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

The internet made knowing references a lot less valuable and it turns out that sort of killed culture

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

A cool thing about baseball is how local broadcast teams get progressively more unhinged over the course of the season.

GAME 1: “This team will go as far as its rotation takes it.”

GAME 108: “Yeah, chupacabras are real. I hit one with my Buick back in ‘87.”

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

>mosquito nets are technology that Africans arent ready for

[bridget @pacinocrave]

musicians just aren’t ugly anymore and that really fucking sucks

[Reegs @Reegs815]

I’ve said it before, but Mr Burns living as if it’s still the 1930’s is probably my favorite recurring gag on the show

[dei youngboy @AntifaScapegoat]

Last night I took my daughter for a walk so she could say goodnight to the neighborhood stray cats, and that one thirty minute period of my life was more meaningful and valuable than every minute of Kevin O'Leary's life put together

[Ted Nguyen @FB_FilmAnalysis]

Romo seems like he might have a case based on the full video but this is some of his finest work as a commentator

[Solenoid Enjoyer @Solenoidfan]

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Give an engineer a thermal camera and they’ll be distracted for 4 hours

[Richard Douglas @richarddougla5]

Sluts turn into travel ball moms that raise fluffy hair douche bag kids

[Acyn @Acyn]

President Trump pulls out some Tic Tacs and shows them to JD Vance.