jp

filled with poison but blessed with beauty and rage

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

May I present to you my all-time favorite season of reality television

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Now I understand why Lil Mama went on that stage

[dyl the tamandua @dyllikethepickl]

what if ice cream was made with car parts instead of milk

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this is like watching the Mona Lisa being painted

[jp @yojohnny__]

@GuiltyAsSven need visual evidence ASAP

[x @heaheadhoncho]

first time I sucked a dick, I knew it was for me

[Evil Infant Mexican Paul Dano @ambular_93]

Backrooms lowkey not ADA compliant…

[jp @yojohnny__]

me and my ex from high school i haven’t spoken to in 15 years will team up in monopoly go and let these bitches HAVE IT

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.

[rälph @ralphtheasian]

Imagine owning a small business and your bathrooms are on sniffies id kms

[jp @yojohnny__]

@Tommylarghi On my way!!

[M.E🪻 @Emmys]

There are so many worlds we don’t even know about

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

Why do she look like she’s alright with a slow burn

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[jp @yojohnny__]

@BWWings yall need to fix this bc i want to use my gift card on WINGS

[jp @yojohnny__]

@oomfpit on my hands and knees begging for the thread

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

I didn't cause the virus! #ImTina