Yolanda

SERIOUSLY!! Please stop trying to reset my password. This isn't your account.

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

A 30% off sale is running at my Etsy shop! Use checkout code SAVE30. https://t.co/GzcYpJtGSJ #handmade #jewelry

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@brianRELOADED I don't let strangers borrow my weapons.

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@SthieHarambe @YolandaZondo ?

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@AfnanHabibah I don't understand.

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@Kymanidread @kiki @Pastor yay prayer!

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@CorinaKattAyala tell my fellow Yolanda happy day for me. :)

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@3c7c305c30e5459 Sup

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@SaandyMM @ingrid @Paola I don't know what that is, but I'd try a bite.

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@YeenEvenKnowIt_ @ciara if I had such power, I wouldn't be answering my own tweets.

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

Someone out there really thinks they have this account. They've tried to reset the password over 10 times already.

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@shawn @Rochelle @tad yeah, this account is basically unusable.

[Super Yolanda @Storm_Yolanda]

Just so we're clear, tweeting @yolanda doesn't deliver any messages to the typhoon. #YolandaPH

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

I am STILL not that Yolanda.

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

Like I didn't get enough misdirected tweets already. Thanks weather humans.

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

Giant fucking water bug just nearly attacked me. *sobs* http://t.co/fIz1Sf1

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@ha3rvey What did you have?

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@thatdrew Love the smiles!

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@Mona I don't know how to differentiate between instinct and cramps. :(

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

@Mona You know, meatpacking and #closetromantic are two things I wouldn't really expect together in a tweet.

[Yolanda @Yolanda]

One ping only. Time to watch Hunt for Red October. Yay for it being on instant netflix! http://ff.im/Ekkvr