mishelle x

i keep my visions to myself.

[mishelle x @Yolomyass]

You’ll be amazed what you can do when you have to.

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

took him then

[Princess Morbucks @youngbenji___]

Fellas when yall homeless why yall never move in with yall friends?
Why is it always a female?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has resigned as Prime Minister of the UK

[J-Nova 🇯🇲🇩🇲 @MrJasonAlex]

Everyone should be given the option to not go into work

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

fucking somebody who knows how to fuck will turn you into a sex addict 😭

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

When the relationship starts getting serious and he wants to know where I live but I actually live with my man.

[Kyle 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @KMC_72]

79p before COVID by the way

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This is so funny because WE really grew up with Woody and Buzz NOT THEM. 😂😂😂😂

[🦢 @damnidc__]

They'll do research on everything but PCOS and endometriosis

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Poor man- "he cheated "
Rich man- "they stole my man"

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

No cause this song deadass makes me wanna WOOOOOOOO

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Please do everything within your reach not to get fat

[Grace @graceyldn]

The perfect UK summer temp is like 21 to 24 degrees with clear skies.

35/36 degrees is not UK weather and requires a pool and an all inclusive bar.

[Tylor @hidethecocaine]

What a beautiful cock… I mean clock. Wrist watch

[havoc @_havoc224]

“he’s using u for ur body” do u think i went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

Imagine rolling up the the Goth Club with these bad boys in 1999

[j🥀 @mochas_dad]

INFLAMMATION😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I’m howling

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

I’m genuinely curious about what makes the price of a watch this expensive.