yomadé 縁壱

le paradox

[☆ @star_xsenpai]

a nigga gon’ become financially free and still keep his soul.

[𝔍𝔭𝔫 ☥ @jpnmightbegod]

Afrocentric

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu abrindo o Twitter de manhã como se fosse um jornal

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Pro Ref confirm “an error of judgement” in Haaland’s goal — also informing Man United directly.

“Following the incident in the 60th minute of Sunday's Premier League fixture between Manchester United and Manchester City at Old Trafford, we can provide clarification regarding Erling Haaland’s awarded goal.

“The on-field decision was offside against Erling Haaland – that was checked by VAR and he was found to be in an onside position.

“In the same attack, it was established that Enzo Fernandez did not play the ball and therefore that makes any offside offence subjective, however, on this occasion, the VAR did not recognise the likely impact of his position and should have recommended an on-field review.

“Contact has been made with Manchester United this evening to acknowledge what we deem is an error of judgement. A review of the incident will take place.”

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Enzo Fernandez, who went for a diving header & affected both Lisandro Martinez's & Senne Lammens by his impact on the play, didn't play the ball?

You have comments turned off because you can't keep your own lies straight. What a disgrace.

Here's your own rules, btw:

[G @Gideoomatic]

Thank you for not getting a LB @INEOS 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

It’s Mainoo vs Man City.

[yomadé 縁壱 @yomadee]

Dorgu played like he's shocked to be on the pitch, Dalot played liked well Dalot, Martinez is shit he should be a tomato farmer in Argentina, Cunha is not a false 9, Mbeumo is not a world class player, Fernandes was surprisingly bad, Mainoo the only good red shirt on the pitch

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

What then is the point of EFCC?

[Antonio @dreadheadmonk]

I don't wanna talk about it your honor

[NB @_sirnoyo]

God’s love isn’t transactional

[𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙪. @NOTCHXBU]

#21 and #4

[sami 🍡 @mpregcwn]

i can't help but think it purely depends on your geographical luck

[Jack Peach | Dynastic Dating @ThinkInPeach]

My mate back in England married his first ever girlfriend.

They met at school. Never left our hometown. He still works at British Gas, the same company he joined at 21. Heads down the pub every Friday.

They've got two kids, a garden, a dog. She still looks at him like he's the only man in the room.

He's never read Atomic Habits. Never "worked on himself." Never bothered to optimize his supplement stack.

I moved to four countries, built a business, reinvented my entire life. I wouldn't change any of it.

But when he sends a photo of his family eating Sunday roast together, I think maybe we're all overcomplicating this.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

EVERYBODY EATS 😭❤️

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

They are minors bro?

[Notas. @Notas147]

Siempre me quiero ir, de la casa, de la escuela, del trabajo, de la calle, pero lo raro es que no sé ni a donde, solo me quiero ir

[GEMINI🫧 @adoseofmonae]

how the fck is 2027 in 3 months wtf did i even do this year

[Nick Greenawalt @motionbynick]

Everyone needs to relax

I asked Claude if it’s true

[Mao's Dong @messmerot]

You can easily tell when people are desperate to be seen as intelligent