matcha 🧞‍♀️

Intellectual Baddass. Flower Child. Raves & House Music ❤️

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

Hot take: the "girl dinner" era gave women permission to admit they don't want to cook every night and I think it genuinely improved lives.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

My dream relationship is one where I can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[❥✾ᥴꫝﺃ @chi_never_shy]

I don’t want my daughter to be like me. I want her to speak up sooner. Walk away faster. Trust herself deeper. Apologize less. Take up more space. Ask bigger questions. Dream louder. And if that means she becomes everything I wasnt… GOOD!

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Bro imagine how much fun America 250 would be if Obama was President rn

[jamie @gnuman1979]

No argument from me.

[matcha 🧞‍♀️ @yomamabxtch]

@DatPiff

[TayoMurph @TayoMurph]

@atrupar Teddy Roosevelt died in 1919

Trump was born in 1946

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How I sleep at night knowing I never once voted for that fat orange pedophile

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Since we’re not doing separation of church and state anymore, when can we expect the churches to start paying income taxes?

[not a safe place for dreadheads @skinnybbls]

i like mine with a college degree and 401k trust #your nigga is safe

[matcha 🧞‍♀️ @yomamabxtch]

@Angle__wix I would have been googling all the charges that I could press

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

Keke Palmer asked Jennifer Lewis what her non negotiables are and she said she doesn’t have any cuz nothing is up for negotiation 😂 period

[blue @bluewmist]

I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY
"MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED MORE TIME TO HEAL, MAYBE YOU NEED MORE EXPERIENCES THAT SHOW YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM A DIFFERENT REALTY"

AND, YEAH.

[Troneze the Great @troneze]

When Plies dropped “SHAWTY” with T-Pain that was a MF TIME TO BE ALIVE 😩🔥

[𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧 @Be_like_calvin2]

I recently switched to edibles and realized I’m more drawn to the ritual of smoking than I am the actual high