@MsMarnieFairfax SPH served with a posh British accent and glistening soles? Mistress youโre out here cooking a five-star meal for pathetic foot boys like me ๐ฅต๐ฅ Iโm just a sad little cocktail sausage begging to be mocked while I sniff the air like a starving man at a banquet. ๐
@Bareeya5 Maโam I wasnโt even hungry until you mentioned slipper dust on the bread. Now my brain is broken. That special Muslim flavour has me hallucinating the smell alreadyโฆ permission to sniff the crumbs please? ๐๐
@MsMarnieFairfax UK heatwave has turned your feet into a fermented masterpiece, Mistress ๐ฅต๐ฅ Like a fine stinky cheese aged to perfection in those Timberlands! This pathetic gooner is salivating at the thought of that ripe aroma one whiff and Iโd edge myself into oblivion for you ๐ฆ๐ฝ๐๐ผ
@MsMarnieFairfax Even in this heat Iโm still kneeling in spirit, Mistress ๐ฅต Your lilac Birks are royal scepters of correction! This pathetic foot peasant is ready to be swatted away like a naughty flyโฆ and honestly, Iโd thank you for the royal attention ๐๐