jordien

(retired) queen of the nerd herd

[jordien @yomansmans]

i’d be pissed if someone took my curly wurly 😤

[jordien @yomansmans]

@yoonb1ko And did

(I miss that hoe and I hate it)

[jordien @yomansmans]

I miss that ho and I hate it

[mayank @maynkydvv]

the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a s*xual way. feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep peacefully.

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[🔞FoldSpore! @FoldSpore]

hugging your robot girlfriend and hearing her internal fans spin faster

[Deeko @MrDeeko27]

I AM... THE HEART OF THE CARDS.

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

tbh i am the happiest version of myself when i am getting cracked regularly

[den || shui day 🎉 @onthecrosslook]

“Charlie, go grab us a couple’a beers from the back room.” #iasip #backrooms

[jordien @yomansmans]

@PopCrave AYO

[Evolving Eric 💫 @evolving_eric]

Schoolboy Q?! 👁️👁️

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

AND SO ACTUALLY THE REASON I’M SINGLE IS BECAUSE I HAVE PRAYED FOR A TRUE LOVE AND NOBODY IS MAKING THE CUT YET. I’M PROTECTED FROM MEDIOCRITY. THAT’S THE ONLY REASON. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME. THANK YOU.

[jordien @yomansmans]

@hxclex Skinny queen

[jordien @yomansmans]

@jedaltemus The way I knew exactly what this was right away without clicking on the vid, watched this so many times back in the day

[jordien @yomansmans]

@cjnieI I just thought I was extra chopped