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[yomi 🔋 @yomi_codedd]

God has heard me, God has helped me, the stones are rolled away.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"I have been busy crying since yesterday. In Nigeria, if you don't wake up with stress and anxiety, people think you're not okay.
When I first moved to Nigeria, I lived in Ikoyi and paid ₦2.5 million in rent. I later relocated to another apartment where I was paying ₦8 million annually, and the landlord insisted on two years' rent upfront, in addition to legal, caution, and agency fees totaling 10%. Recently, my landlord increased the rent from ₦8 million to ₦14.5 million per year, and I burst into teårs. This is why I keep saying people shouldn't wait until the economy affects them before speaking up, because it will eventually affect everyone. There is flooding everywhere, and now housing costs are becoming unbearable. What is the Lagos State Government doing about landlords and the rising cost of rent?"

— Miss Goldilocks speaks out after her landlord increased her rent.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

"Salary is the bribe they pay you to forget your dreams."

I pity you. Na because you never see better salary. 😂

[Ufot Ubon @UfotUbon]

He’s good. He’s a legend; I won’t deny that.

But Cristiano Ronaldo Chukwudi, born on February 5, 1985, in Funchal, Portugal, is the greatest footballer the game has ever seen!

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

@FabrizioRomano This signing will favour me and my family 🙏🏼

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

Cristiano Ronaldo, let’s go again!!!!

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

The Cristiano Ronaldo cycle:

Doubts.
Criticism.
“He’s finished.”
Goals
Silence.

Repeat for 20 years🐐

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Cristiano Ronaldo: The first man to score at six #FIFAWorldCup tournaments

[~ @saint7ii]

And I still choose Cristiano Ronaldo in every lifetime

[Ø @thatniggarhodes]

Four Mother’s Days every year and you still chose the only Father’s Day to post your mum.

Nobody cares about your single mum storyline. Fuck off and let the day be about fathers for once.

[Baggio @Baggio2345]

Bro just dropped the biggest OT for the street 😅🤯
This is how you know if you’ve been poisoned when invited to a gathering. 🧠

Why are they upset?🤔

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i no wan d!e
i no wan kpai
i no wan kpeme
i wan enjoy
i wan chop life
i wan buy motor
i wan build house
i still wan turn up

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

As a man you must learn the art of quick resets, a bad day shouldn’t lead to a bad week & a bad week doesn’t mean you have a bad life.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Any small hard to get, I don disappear
Pride 101%

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Women assume every guys intention towards them is sexual until it’s a new male friend while they’re in a relationship.

[. @B0ymanager]

them invent compass before clock bro
direction important pass time
just dey move

[Abeka 🌋 @koffiklein1]

Them give me 4 tissues as I go buy Shawarma yesterday.This midnight wey I understand

[C H I E F, the NuriaStore Bookseller @bennetowuonda]

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

[⁷⁷👨🏾‍💻🏦 @faaajii]

i don’t do fraud, reduce your expectations from me thanks.

[Muiz🥶 @muizmind]

I’m a man of modest income pls