They have everything they need in there.
🏔️ Best mountains — Himalayas, Zhangjiajie, Huangshan. Landscapes that look AI-generated but are real.
🚄 Fastest, cheapest, most reliable railway network on earth. 40,000+ km of high-speed rail. A ticket that costs less than a taxi ride elsewhere.
🏙️ Best cities — Shanghai, Chengdu, Shenzhen, Beijing. Each one a different world.
🐼 Wildlife conservation that actually works — Giant pandas pulled back from extinction. Snow leopards. Red pandas. South China tigers.
🎭 5,000 years of culture, opera, cuisine, philosophy. Confucius. Sun Tzu. The Art of War written before most civilizations had alphabets.
🌊 Coastlines, deserts (Gobi), tropical islands (Hainan), ancient forests and rice terraces in one country.
📱 Tech ecosystem so self-sufficient they built their own everything — payments, social, e-commerce, EVs, AI.
🍜 A cuisine so diverse that “Chinese food” is like saying “European food.” Sichuan alone could feed a nation.
🏛️ Governance that builds a metro system in 4 years while others debate for 40 and so much more I can’t fit into one post.
Why would 90% leave? The question answers itself.
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BUT WHEN HIM DEY TALK I DEY PAY FULL ATTENTION.
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NOT EVEN MY FATHER & MOTHER
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The kingdom expands. Featuring musical royalty from top to bottom.
Full album out this Friday! CD pre-orders available now. Which track are you most excited to hear first?
Lagos danfos are not for dulling people. 🤣🤣🤣
A lady at the front seat wearing headphone suddenly sang out loudly “we are the chosen generation”. The conductor instantly interjected “Generasan oriibu wo? Oun niya nje gbogbo wa”. 😭😭
The only referee who had the balls to give a red to Argentina player
He knew he was cooked after this, FIFA would ban him, so he retired gracefully.
Legend.
A female Indian scammer with a very thick accent just called me now. Apparently, she picked my my number from the Google business profile of one of the companies I consult for. As soon as she asked if she's speaking with a representative of the company and I replied in the affirmative, she just kept going on and on with "credit cards, debit cards, information...blah blah...can you hear me? Am I clear?"
She didn't tell me her name of where she was calling from. No introduction, nothing. Things must be hard for them to start thinking of scamming Nigerians.
If you're born and raised in Lagos you might not realized how damaged of a person you are until you visit another state. Today, I rushed to enter an empty Keke in Ibadan that was still moving and the driver ask me if I'm okay💔