YoMinus 🇰🇪

Subaru Forester Enthusiast 🌒| Self Actualization • Living • Growth

[YoMinus 🇰🇪 @yominus_]

@onyangoclaude This handsome bearded man

[Hergimo @kimonjino121]

Mbona ukiita scammer 'scammer' anajam? 😂

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

2080 utakua unaenda ku undress mshosho unampata na tattoo ya buttterfly kwa matako 😂😂

[DE~VIPER 🐍 @am_the_viper]

Never bring flowers where other men bring rubber and lubricants, stay guided

[Gabu👤🕷️ @callmegitonga]

Hakuna kitu mbaya kama kugongewa. Everytime nimegongea msee huwa namuona akiwa fala sana.

[Raymo ♤ @Mbithipt33]

Na venye kikuyu kuna baridi, jamaa itakuwa inaingia kwa lift watu wanaexit.

[💙SirBrin💀 @whydontyoufo]

Tukikuwa beshte sana na dem yako si kumaanisha huwa tunakulana bois😂😂

[NOONE☠️ @younextgirl2]

Hawa waburundi hawajui kuongea kiswahili kazi yao ni kusema eee eee

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

the fact that twitter doesn’t sync your contacts makes it so much better. i don’t want anybody irl finding my twitter

[Salvo🩺 @salvokenya]

Kuna time nilikua naishi na niece wangu wa 3 yrs, kutoka job napata alipasua tray mzima ya mayai akitafuta yenye Iko na white ndani kama ya hawker.....nilikuwa nasikia akisema "aaah hii ni mbaya" anavunja ingine "ata hii" khai😭

[Gonah @FredrickAlvin]

‘Your card has declined’, only for it to reflect in my transactions 🙂‍↔️14-tweny chaps😂🙌🏽

[Shadika🌟 @Elesauja]

Life has no customer care. Once you’re born, you’re on your own.

[junior @javanda25]

I'm at my lowest rn but kitu ya maajabu ni hata sishtuki hata kidogo.

[Beezy Biloba〽️⚡ @beezy_biloba]

Masaa ya kutoa sadaka imefika pastor akaona natoka inje akaniambia nisikuje nxt Sunday

[De Mbuzi 🐐 🇰🇪//KijanaMzi @Skyderke]

Kukosa pesa inaeza kupea hasira ingine hujai jua unaeza kua nayo.

[assenav 🐙 @maubaddie]

Siku nabeba githeri for packed lunch ndo kila mtu anataka kuhave a chat over lunch 😭😭😭

[goodfellas ⚡ @nkwame_254]

Nilikuwa nasema nitatweet tena nikiwa 500 followers lakini ni kama sitapata hao followers wengine 😢😂😂

[cliff🦅 @zz_waweru]

A day like today next year wantam itakuwa reality.

[B✯✯min' @i_am_caan]

Till date we're still mentally enslaved coz what do you mean fluent English is considered literacy while Swahili is not!🥲

[depunisher🇰🇪 @mwangijackjanes]

Niko zangu zangu huko clock app alafu naona babangu akidance Kwa Swahili festival 😭wewe msichana tutakushika tu 🙂