This stock is down 70% in the last year and I’ve never seen more bears in my life.
You should have been bearish at $500.
Now is the time to be bullish.
🚨BREAKING🚨
Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.
It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.
Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.
Why do we have two separate nostril holes when one big nostril would clearly be superior?
>Easier breathing
>Less booger management
>Better airflow during workouts
>No more “which side is clogged today” nonsense
>Nature really said “let’s split the nose for no reason” and we just accepted it.