yonderbiscuit

I stopped taking this account seriously You shouldn't take it seriously either

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

@JordanMPrice08 You add a premium for personally sitting on them?

[Langston Wertz Jr. @langstonwertzjr]

When I was growing up in @CharMeckSchools, whenever they served the square pizza, I always had two slices

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

@JordanMPrice08 @JaxShrimp Needs more Jordan & an appearance by superchunk

[Vital Vegas @VitalVegas]

The best way to judge the quality of a Las Vegas casino is how you feel even if you lose.

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

Snow days aren’t that fun when you are already working from home

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

@JordanMPrice08 @thecoe22 Superchunk is down w/ Jesus

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

@JordanMPrice08 @theweeknd I have never been to Wackos for the record

[Vital Vegas @VitalVegas]

When you hear Rhino dancers are taking cocktail gigs at Circa’s Legacy Club and a lot of things start to make sense.

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

Last night I had a dream that #BabyYoda was the key to defeating #COVID19

[Dina Titus @repdinatitus]

I keep hearing people compare Wall Street to Las Vegas casinos. The truth is that casinos are far more regulated.

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

May you find peace, Screech

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

IMO what’s going on w/ #wallstreetsbets @AMCTheatres & @GameStop is nothing but capitalism The best & worst example of it all at the same time People are free to make stupid trades & do stupid things w/ their money The stock market is, after all, little more than legal gambling

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

@JordanMPrice08 That’s a big bottle superchunk is shotgunning

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

The pandemic took down my dry cleaner If Crane stationary goes down and my preferred florists fall that’s it for civilization

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

I don’t see how what the Reddit investors did w/ @GameStop & @AMCTheatres is much different from what hedge funds & robber barons have done in the last For the most part it’s just raw capitalism in my opinion Free markets gives you the right to do stupid things w/ your money

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

A hedge fund is angry because a bunch of people got together, pooled a ton of money and bought stocks in the hopes of massively profiting at the expense of someone else.

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

Pandemic soundtrack day whatever

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

I booked several “phantom” meetings today on my online calendar. I’ve had back to back to back zooms all this week and need time to actually get work done.

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

To me, what’s happening to #shortsellers of @GameStop is comparable to a #Vegas #Blackjack table made up of half pros & half amateurs The amateurs are winning but not playing the “right way” which causes the pros to lose This, of course, infuriates the pros who don’t win on luck

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

Early in my tenure in #Vegas I had quite a winning streak on one #blackjack table despite hitting when I shouldn’t & generally just being lucky I was up big But an old woman at the table started screaming at me for playing “wrong.” Even threatened to have me beaten up

[yonderbiscuit @yonderbiscuit]

To me, what’s happening to #shortsellers of @GameStop is comparable to a #Vegas #Blackjack table made up of half pros & half amateurs The amateurs are winning but not playing the “right way” which causes the pros to lose This, of course, infuriates the pros who don’t win on luck