Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
Candy corn enjoyers walk among us and I think thats just reckless to let them be in the general populace. They would eat people if they could get away w it
I need everyone to understand that it wasn’t updated on Facebook alone.
When my cousin was a kid, my aunt FULLY LEGALLY changed their last names to Fung 😭
Man I rmbr one day my aunt just got so obsessed with Chinese people and culture that she changed her and my cousin’s last name to “Fung” bruh we fully Jamaican and my cousin named Fung, ts crazy every time I go on Facebook the memory floors me