johnny valencia

Francophile. Se habla español.

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Please don't hit on me if your main method of transportation is a skateboard.

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Seriously? That's 49 too many. RT @ThoughtCatalog: 50 Christmas Movies You Should Be Required To Watch Every Year http://t.co/yjwBlVCEQd

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Is it money? RT @Grazia_Live: The secret to Kate Middleton's glossy new hue: http://t.co/d45nPwmGXO

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Elastic waist harem pants. The answer to sweatpants for the fashionably conscious on Thanksgiving.

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Guard: Hey I recognize you! You look like the guy from Pirates of the Caribbean!
Me: Oh! Johnny Depp?
Guard: No! Jack Sparrow.
Me: -_-

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All black pleather outfit with sequined UGGS. Lord send it back. I was not ready for Monday.

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Just spotted a fake Louis Vuitton backpack & high waisted jeans on a man. I think this is the saddest I've been all week.

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You're obviously joking. RT @Jen_SM: Obviously tribal tattoos are the perfect Summer accessory.

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Words people say that make me think less of them : conversate.

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Ive 2 options today: buy lunch (because I'm starving) or purchase the rest of the accessories I need to complete my Karl Lagerfeld costume.

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@styledotcom highlights the top 10 models from the Paris, Milan, & NY SS14 runways: perfection embodied. http://t.co/W2pcBC4nyt

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@reyalfashion @EKeeneStyle Lovelies, I hope you can both make it to our #VivienneWestwood Melrose event ce soir. Check your e-mails.

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@latimes article about our #VivienneWestwood x @TASCHENBooks event tonight on Melrose! Come, Champagne on us! ;) http://t.co/WSEjbqLJfA

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Signs a fashion trend is reaching its peak: this punk giraffe on Melrose Ave. #therearenowords

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Thank you, procrastination, because without you I would not have the immaculately color coordinated closet I am currently looking at.

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& there's also a @TASCHENBooks @FollowWestwood event #giveaway in the works for US residents, more info. soon! stay tuned. #VivienneWestwood

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@FollowWestwood lovers & people of LA, #VivienneWestwood is hosting a store event w @TASCHENBooks see flyer for deets

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@mybelongingblog monsieur, totally digging your latest Philip Lim head-to-toe look. PS. Just entered your #giveaway. #fingerscrossed

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I wish Monday had a face so I could punch it.

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@NastyGal is hiring an Assistant Buyer in LA. gals / guys- get on it : http://t.co/fQDGnKPoJq #NastyGalsdoitbetter #fashionjobs #hireme