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Every time I buy lots of groceries I get a serious craving for takeout.

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@lzs88 #autocorrect

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The most racist remark I heard when I was giving away lollies during Trick of Treat: "Hey I got an Asian KitKat from that guy!" #kidssaythedarndestthings

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Not sure if I should be content being called Yao Ming on the court? #AccidentalRacist or #IGotGame

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I know it's a small sample size but out of the 8 people I asked across Australia, all of them are not bothered to vote/unable to register for postal vote. All-of-them. 100%. Mind boggling.

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Parenting fail #128: Treating this frequently played song on radio lightly during car rides and now the chorus is your son's favourite catch phrase. @genesisowusu @triplej #gtfo #genesisowusu https://t.co/NyfeWpuxfA

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You know what's the sign of aging? Finding white nose hair.

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You know what grinds my gears? People flooding my timeline with @Spotify wrap up full of generic bull crap. Why are you so proud of your bad taste? You should save a couple of dollars and stick to the radio.

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Pretty sure the crown prince was looking to buy a new castle and someone screwed up.

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So...Gladys resigned because there is an investigation on breach of public trust? I'm lost. Politicians in M usually remain in power even with court sentences.

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Was that an earthquake I just felt in Sydney!?

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B: What is mommy's name?
J: Fislis.
B: What is daddy's name?
J: Errrmmm....uncle.

😑

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Me: What kinda sandwich did you eat today?
Jude: Veee-gemite.

Cultural assimilation completed.

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Anyone else stuck in this weird cycle where work is so exhausting that your hobbies feel like too much work so you don't do them then you go back to work upset that you didn't take time to do the things you like and rinse and repeat?

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Hearing your ex prime minister getting sentenced to prison on Australian local radio station sounds so surreal.

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Me: Can you play that Snoopy video for Jude while I go down real quick to collect my parcel?

Grandma: Sure no problem.

5 minutes later...

Jude and Grandma watching Snoop Dogg.

#thuglife

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I know it's difficult to get ingredients but putting sausage in pasta bolognese is a crime.

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Do people really work when they work from home?