alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL

#JIMIN: ass super plump, full of cornbread. I shut a bitch up like a phone dead || black || they/them 29 ||

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

https://t.co/5SfxkilhYv 🪐✨🌙

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

me when i forget to wear my glasses in public

[reading⁷ @agustdreads]

from what? the fact that in 2023 we learned that jimin helped a friend move and said friend sensed that jimin might be depressed and told him to reflect and look inward? and this year yoongi shared that he moved in next door to jimin and helped him out of a dark period? that yoongi sparked jimin's ambition to stay in bts? that yoongi told the t&d team to stop making jimin rap because he has a beautiful voice and should sing? that yoongi never stopped singing praises about jimin's voice and growth? that they're literally best friends who mentally and emotionally support each other without needing to be loud about it? well, no, i am cemented in this place i will never leave, thank you.

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

LIFE IS CRAZY WHEN THESE BITCHES DECIDE TO PULL ATTACK ON BANGTAN OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLES IN THE YEAR 2026

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

i see BTS on wednesday i literally just need to survive the next few days until then 🧘🏽

may my stupid boss suffer and my bank account flourish amen

[ayo suga⁷ saw bts x4 @myoongivers]

not the debut yoongi special

[isa @solmerv]

BTS lost media:

Map of the Soul. LY Wonder
Shadow

[BTS Charts News @btschartsxdaily]

1ST SURPRISE SONG : BOY IN LUV 🔥🔥

#BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG
#BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_MEXICOCITY

[Nick @egodiffed]

I have a very non-woke opinion about that cruise ship with the virus.

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

what the hell is his fucking problem

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

yeah i’m not looking forward to this

[luckI⁷ @koobisnacks]

the REAL enemy is LA…im so fucking scared for what they are getting on jungkooks birthday AND all the other days, greedy ass city

[jen⁷ @smilefics]

bts realizing in real time that armys are suddenly all korean when it comes to pied piper

[peach⁷🐇⋆ @ggukpeachie]

i'd take a bullet if i had to, just to be able to witness best of me jikook again

[nissa⁷ @mninissaa]

this whole secret song segment is the best thing to happen to us cause tannies are about to find out we don’t play about their discography… unearth any fossil and we’ll sing it word for word, bar for bar

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

i’m going to be so fucking sick

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

i’m literally going to 3 stops, if i don’t get pied piper on any of them i’m going on stage and performing it myself

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

WHY ARE THEY THEIR OWN BIGGEST ANTIS HELLOOO?;/??/&/&/????

[Nush⁷ | ʟᴀᴍʀᴏɴ @yoongiptdass]

🐰: Why do you guys like Pied Piper so much?
🐥: We're grateful that you like it but..
🐹: As long as ARMY likes it, thats all that matters

[nissa⁷ @mninissaa]

*pied piper plays*

armys: singing their lungs out crying screaming throwing up

bts:

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

it’s whatever yall bc chicago is getting ma city and baltimore is getting lovemaze and im gonna be recording that shit from row 5

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

stop putting pied piper on my tl im genuinely going to be sick to my stomach

[alex⁷ IS SEEING JIMIN’S ASS IRL @yoongisdishrag]

genuinely not even funny i’m shaking rn

[isa @solmerv]

The crowd’s reaction when Pied Piper started playing 😭 everyone was STARVING for this masterpiece

[juliette⁷ ੈ♡˳🪭 @pieceofrkive]

PIED FUCKING PIPER ??? WITHOUT ME???? GOODBYE ARMY. BANGTAN FOREVER