happy birthday to the world’s first blond, russian, bisexual, hockey player! father of anya, husband of shane, captain of the centaurs, and the hottest player in the league. Happy 35th birthday, Ilya Rozanov
Younger Shane who discovers rpf fics because he was googling “hockey player gay” trying to find out if there ever was one before and next thing you know it’s 3 am and he’s arguing in someone’s comments section about their inaccurate hockey writing.
can we have a moment to respect the torture shane hollander went through living in a francophone city while being sexually obsessed with a guy named “ilya” …man was hearing his neighbors say “Il y a” 1000x a day and lifting his head every single time like a dog hearing walk