Enzo

[stupid fucking bastard @_emogirlswag]

Wifes lying on her tummy watching tiktok and im just playing with her butt sometimes life really aint so bad

[Enzo @yoooitsenzo]

@notaddrill 🫃

[Mark Go with your move Caesar @pissyopants1]

Must be 30 years on the job

[barney @barneyxbt]

something i’ve realized watching all of this play out

a sandwich that jumps from $8 to $14 never goes back to $8. rent that climbs from $1,400 to $2,200 stays at $2,200 forever.

gas, groceries, insurance, all of it. prices only move in one direction

inflation becomes permanent the moment everyone accepts the new number.

and we always accept it because we have no other choice

then workers ask for raises just to survive the prices they had nothing to do with creating.

and suddenly they’re the problem. they’re “hurting the economy” by wanting to afford food

the economy for who exactly.

because whoever it’s working for it sure as hell isn’t us

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

STREET ADDRESSES & THEIR MEANING
​
1. Court: Dead end street.
2. Crescent: Curved road with both ends connecting to the same street.
3. ​Boulevard: Wide street with greenery in the center and along the sides.
4. ​Avenue: Straight street that runs north-south or east-west.
5. ​Drive: A road that follows a natural feature (park, ocean, hills, or lake).
6. ​Alley: Narrow street between, behind, or within buildings.
7. Place: A short street.

[CFO, Big Cat Corp @VPBigCatCorp_]

My wife riding shotgun when she sees brake lights a quarter mile ahead

[Enzo @yoooitsenzo]

i love pickleball!

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

I couldn’t breathe 😭

[av glock🧩🇪🇸 @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Max Berlinger @Berlinger]

i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?

[Sidetalk Sports @sidetalksports]

NAHHH 😭

[Enzo @yoooitsenzo]

@wydsilent Sun yue

[shboogies 💋 @shboogies]

If you are a California resident voting for Becerra, knowing he’s received millions from PG&E, I have one question, what the actual fuck is wrong with you??????

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Yep. Steal, lie, cheat, rape, murder...

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

[taoki @justalexoki]

nutting inside your ovulating soulmate

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The real cheat code in life? Finding a significant other who's unproblematic, insanely attractive to you, and fully committed to doing life together with you. Everything else just falls into place.

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

Trump literally hasn’t done a single thing right for this country. Not 1. Groceries, gas, war, employment, housing market, overall well being of the average American. It’s all worse than it was 2 years ago.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

The Pedo and the Prostitute.

[Silly Mode🇺🇸🇵🇭 @projection2024]

Costco used to do this to people who come in without memberships.