yo jefe +

under new mgmt.™️

[yo jefe + @yooojefe]

So my dog needs his modeling contract ASAP, serious inquires only

[🧙‍♂️ @D_whit98]

Wearing my Wizards shirt at the gym today

[Covie @covie_93]

They said charlie kirk was a unifier who respected everyone but his organization is planning a separate Superbowl halftime show because they don't like that the performer at the regular halftime show is a Latino man.

[🇵🇹 @Asensii20]

This was 12 years ago… i’m fucking done

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Forget a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen.

[Ahmedd🧉 @Lisandrosprop]

Fuck that hoe for me 5💚

[jordan @JordanUhl]

You honestly want me to believe that “Hamas” was in every single one of those houses? Every building on every street? As far as the eye can see?

[- @NotPaneen]

Bruv

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself lol

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

and balkan coffee shops were never the same

[𝔾. the love island enthusiast @ghansah_jr]

When she's mad at you for giving solutions instead of listening but you're just a chill guy with problem solving skills

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

People who voted for Trump when their paycheck stays the same and the cost of everything else still goes up

[m 🦇 @poolesbodyguard]

very unserious individual 💀😭😭😭

[THUGGERDAILY ひ @ThuggerDaily]

That first Young Thug instagram live gonna hit like CRACK

[Psycho Mantis @MarkSparks718]

That jail is turning into Arkham Asylum

[✮ z ✮ @munchhonz]

earl from SE now ????

[Drebae @Drebae_]

My Tesla Robot when I ask it to make me a seafood boil at 3am: