lisa 🤎

[ً @prinkasusa]

If a man's testosterone dropped to menopausal levels overnight...He'd be hospitalized. But when a woman loses her progesterone, estrogen, and testosterone, has a sluggish thyroid & insulin resistance? She's told to go vegan, do more cardio & take magnesium. Meanwhile, her metabolism tanks, joints ache, and brain fog sets in. This isn't wellness. It's medical gaslighting.

[miia @miiagarro]

men be like: "i got a lot going on" and it's just another bitch

[🥀🄰🄽🅈🄰🐈 @bunniewatson]

It's not about sex. It's about being women and free.

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

Really thought I was gonna be married by 25

[Robie ⚢ @anglsfrvrangls]

How life feels when you accept that you’re a cunt and you do love gossiping and complaining

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot.

[lisa 🤎 @yooolisaa_]

screamed this song all last yr til my lungs gave out

[sabrina ♱ @notforradios]

it’s already been a year since this masterpiece was released

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

being a woman is the best thing on earth next to mexican food & weed

[$ @jxtsummer]

ego so high i love that you hate me

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ @desi0re]

I love when a man is funny

[` @lisaawrites]

Please date sweet men. Please date men who respect you in anger. Please date men who are soft spoken. Please date men who are patient with you. Please date men who respect their own bodies. Please date men that are kind to your soul. Please date men who have self-control

[ً @wynrosei]

“Do you want kids” actually I want to be so deeply and safely inlove with a genuine, handsome, considerate, emotionally intelligent, healed provider of a man that the only feasible next option is to make him a father.

[Tay🏃‍♀️💨🫈 @TZigg77]

When you finally accept the fact you’re fuckin nuts

[miia @miiagarro]

sorry i ghosted you, i was in a relationship & didn’t want to cheat. but wassup?

[El Rayado Objetivo @objetivo_mty]

Cuando creces finalmente entiendes que esta es una película de terror

[M @mxrza189]

and for the lady, perhaps a calm & regulated nervous system?

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” okay well i took 6 benadryl & asked the hatman

[nat 𖣂 @drugssextears]

on my bed being gorgeous and evil

[pook 🔪 @edserkins]

this man just standing outside her house and watching her drunk dance like ok??