Caroline

Look at me. I'm the captain now.

[Caroline @yooyooface]

"Fear, uncertainty and discomfort are your compasses toward growth."

[Caroline @yooyooface]

Did Philly just have an #earthquake? Da fuq

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At a concert in Philly and the artist asked if anyone had a good joke while they deal with a technical malfunction. The crowd ignored her and started chanting “E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!” 💀

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Interviewed a candidate today that wore a TOM & JERRY T-SHIRT to their interview 😩

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@LitBritt_12 Lmfao. But back to back 3s!!

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As an adult I understand why my dad used to get so pissed off when we wouldn’t put the remote back in the same spot 😂🫠

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People immediately flooded the aisle with the plane landed and when I tried to exit when it was my turn, a woman shoved past me and said “Get out of my way.” LMFAO. If you don’t want to stand and wait in the aisle.. maybe wait until it’s your turn to exit next time 🥲

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Idk who needs to hear this, but you ain’t need to sing in the pods 😭💀#LoveIsBlind

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When ER patients fight with their family in front of you and the elderly patient says about her adult daughter in front of her “She’s hard to get along with”

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@iamnotphilip I certainly did hahahah

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My ex said “Congrats on getting engaged.” I said “Thank you. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” 🤡

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@neens_9 welcome to clown town

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@neens_9 Hahahah cmonnn dawggg karma for what. My whole album of screenshots of him yawning? 🤣🤣

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When I picked up Adam’s FaceTime he said “Whoa. You look like a mess.” And then he smiled and took a screenshot 😑😑😑

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I just lost tennis to my dad’s 70 year old friend

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@iamnotphilip LET’S GOOO BABYY!!!!!

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Attended a small quartet concert at an aquarium and a man complimented the quartet on his way out “That was great, thank you” then turned to his spouse as they were exiting out the door and said “I was surprised” 💀

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Ordered Thai food and wrote “hot please” under instructions for the drunken noodles, and I just… idk look they just dumped red pepper flakes all over it I have never seen such a thing 😂

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Waiting to take off and a guy in the row in front of me just dug his pinky into his ear then looked at it I AM ILL

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I hate when people block the entrance of the line to board the plane. Are you getting on orrrr are you dumb ok I thought so 🥲

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@mrjangster HAHAH you know what I realized hours after tweeting this..? That it IS right because ~some~ people graduated HS in 2009 then college in 2013... 10 years ago 🫠

[Caroline @yooyooface]

My brain can’t understand that 2019 was 4 years ago