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[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@OMRespecter @LBJefferies2024 @WomanDefiner It is certainly very possible.

We do have a Vance AND Rubio says he won't run.

Hopefully we just install Rubio as the new El Presidente de Cuba.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@DAKKADAKKA1 While i admit it's frustrating, these are white collar crimes.

Almost no one goes to jail over them, particularly not foreign nationals.

Recouping, fines, and permanent deportation for her and her relatives is about all we can hope for.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@mattforney Read as "No, more Indians!".

Srsly tho massive W.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@Babygravy9 Well.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@OTheologicum @RazorFist Yummy yum.

Eat it up!

Srsly though, there's some theological backing for their position

Although you're correct: their motivation is pure Taqiyya.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@RazorFist Muslim support for Christ is pure Taqiyya, but their chimp-outs on blasphemy are so severe I'm tempted to hand them a lowercase w over this one.

I'm not saying it's Christian, but watching a Baptist fling a faggot off a roof once in a while would be refreshing.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@LBJefferies2024 @WomanDefiner Disagree, but only slightly.

Vance's primary problem is the ethnicity of his wife (justifiably btw).

Rubio has the shadow of his entire political career pre-MAGA.

He has been a wonderful SoS, but one does have to wonder where his loyalties are once he's boss.

Just a little.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@WomanDefiner I agree Vance will get the nod, although Rubio has been EXCELLENT this term.

However he says he won't run and I believe him (because I think there's a non-zero chance we install him as El Presidente de Cuba).

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@thatstarwarsgrl What, you don't think the Bogdanoffs were cute?

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@Goooktummy He needs to be.

Rubio would be stiff competition if he ran (although I think he's trading his chance for the promise of Cuban intervention post midterms).

Vance has more charisma, but less experience and scares the hoes

Not that he was getting their vote anyway.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@Babygravy9 "Stocastic" terrorism is more difficult if the assets you groomed are in jail.

Burnham wants the US off his shores and that's just fine by us.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@SNationalist91 @ZoomerHistorian Respectfully disagree, but I'm pretty into my women looking like women.

Even if they're ugly women.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@DoDeportations I never doubted his loyalty to America, but I understand why marrying an atheist Indian was doing was doing him no favors with certain crowd.

Most people have never met "one of the good ones" because they're vanishingly rare.

I'm happy he felt the need to clarify.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@KonradtMarx @ZoomerHistorian That combination is distinctly American.

I'd say it's similar to English Shires, but they're not really all that Friendly there in my experience (although the rest does apply).

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@KonradtMarx @ZoomerHistorian American culture.

If you'd like to know what that is: honest, friendly, heavily armed, and does not have distant loyalties.

If any of that isn't true, you aren't American.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@ShitpostRock And yet American humor is clearly derived from British.

Don't get me wrong: I DESPISE modern Britain and most of their boot licking influencers.

But they are where we get our humor from.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@Sargon_of_Akkad Now tell us why it's the Jews fault.

Make sure your tail doesn't wag your dog (faggot).

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@exJumon @Goooktummy The Great Gears of War tr00nbridge Incident of 2026.

[lEon kuMs @Yooyookitten]

@Goooktummy This is why after we deport them all, one or two may come back.